Gut Rumbles

November 11, 2004

you look mahhhhvelous!


I don't remember when this picture was taken or by whom. I found it on a disk under a bag of fossilized potato chips on my coffee table during one of my infrequent and half-assed housecleaning efforts today. I didn't know where that disk came from, so I slapped it in the computer.

Oh. My. THAT disk doesn't need to fall into the wrong hands. That'd be end end of MY political career once the tabliods ran with THOSE pictures. I'm gonna deny everything.

In fact, I don't believe it's a real picture. Somebody photoshopped that shit.

My hair NEVER looks that way in the morning.


dude. do you just never wear a shirt? :-)

Posted by: beth on November 11, 2004 03:17 PM

I believe I may have seen you on "Cops."

Posted by: Jim - PRS on November 11, 2004 03:22 PM

Yep, he was definitly on "Cops."

We even saw you in just your underwear.

Posted by: Mikelx on November 11, 2004 04:00 PM

Goddamn, man! You are downright fugly!

If my dog looked like that I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on November 11, 2004 04:24 PM

When I say that picture loading, I thought, "Oh s***, he did NOT post a nude pic of himself!!"

Boy, was I relieved.



Posted by: Juliette on November 11, 2004 04:43 PM

How dare you copy my own personal morning bedhead look. Trademark infringement! Violation! (Hee hee hee!)

Posted by: Omnibus Driver on November 11, 2004 04:43 PM

Damn, when I first saw your pic I thought them were horns sticking out of the top of your head; or do you just cover your horns with hair thinking nobody will notice?

Posted by: Michele on November 11, 2004 04:54 PM

When looking at that picture, the words "Shit Eatin Grin" come to mind. You look like you just got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Busted! And those horns... what can I say? Dammit man, get a hat!

Posted by: Fightin Tiger on November 11, 2004 05:28 PM

I had a friend who used to say "he's so ugly I wouldn't be afraid to stretch his face over my ass and back into a lion's den" That's what I thought of when I saw this picture.

Posted by: michelle on November 11, 2004 06:12 PM

I looked better after a shower. Honest.

Posted by: Acidman on November 11, 2004 06:33 PM

A 600 KB bitmap?! You couldn't have had too many pictures on that disk.

Posted by: D.J. M.B. on November 11, 2004 06:39 PM

Where oh where did ya find my mother's necklace??

Posted by: Cee Cee on November 12, 2004 09:42 AM

There is that old bed I threw out I'm glad someone is putting it to good use.

Posted by: Frank on November 19, 2004 12:54 AM
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