November 09, 2004
investigative reporting
I stole this picture from marcus because for some reason, it made me think of Dan Rather.
Little Johnny joke:
A teacher is talking politics to her class of 3rd graders.
She told all the children to raise their hands if they were Kerry fans.
All the children in the class raised their hand except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he wasn't a Kerry fan.
Little Johnny answered, "because my parents aren't Kerry fans"
The teacher said "so, Johnny, since you only want to be whatever your parents are........WHAT would YOU be if your mom was stupid and your dad was an idiot"
Johnny replied "THEN I'd be a Kerry fan"
Arrrrrrgh! 2 funny ones in a row! Thanks Dawn.
looks like that guy has a serious case of cranial rectosis :)
This could be a picture of a fever swamp Democrat doing some post-election introspection. This could also be the 'Before' picture of Dan Rather with cerebral hemerroids....the cure, for which, is a rectal lobotomy.
