Gut Rumbles

November 09, 2004

I love blogs

I've felt really good today. Inhaling all that gunsmoke yesterday did did a complete makeover on my psyche. My depression is gone. I've had a hearty appetite. I feel ALIVE and SHARP and HONED.

That feeling won't last, but while it's here, I want to share some snippets of wisdom that I harvested from other blogs today.

"What can I say? I had a sordid childhood.". via the "sworded one".

"...they better keep their waxy hands off my butt.". via the got-dam mouth of the south.

"Slack. Ass." via this philosopher.

"Ted Rall would be proud." via evil white guy.

"Yes, I'm feeling rather chilled and exposed at the moment." AHEM! I won't speak of the picture that flashed in my perverted mind when I read that here, but stiff nipples were involved.

"It has occurred to me that while I may be an utterly useless human being devoid of all redeeming qualities, there is one thing I do well. No, I don't mean finding choice bits of rare midget porn. Although I AM really good at that. I mean cooking." via this guy.

"For instance, today I was thinking about why the sky is blue, how come frogs croak and where the darkness goes when you enter a room and turn on the light." You'll always find such wisdom here.

"Funny how CBS says that there is no journalism in the Blogosphere. That's exactly what the blogs are saying about CBS." via mad ogre.

"But I guess this is how aging, has-been fairies behave. I can call him that because I'm gay and we're allowed to eat our own..." from alphecca.

"If I could get me some Ingrid chili served in a bowl made from her upturned and hollowed out skull I might be tempted to take out a second mortgage on the house." via gramagus.

I like the way bloggers think.


A rahter "chilling" encapsulation of our blogworld. And I left that 'rahter 'up there, and that one too, as proof of my lysdexia. Maybe a just can't type.

Posted by: Velociman on November 9, 2004 07:42 PM

All's well now, thanks, Acidman.

My "skin" has been returned...


Posted by: Christina on November 9, 2004 08:07 PM

Damn. And I thought I was weird...that's an impressive lineup!

Posted by: queenie on November 9, 2004 08:32 PM

Acidman has his finger on the Zeitgeist.

Posted by: Velociman on November 9, 2004 09:09 PM

And what do you have your finger on, Velocimaster? ;)

Posted by: Queenie on November 9, 2004 10:38 PM

Myself, Queenie. It's all about me.

Posted by: Velociman on November 9, 2004 11:01 PM

my finger is up my nose i shouldnt have typed that

Posted by: mr. helpful on November 10, 2004 12:08 AM

I've seen Velociman's finger, and it's a little known fact that he was once a promising doctor of proctology, a rising star in his field. Until he developed that depth perception issue and was summarily stripped of his medical license.

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy on November 10, 2004 02:40 AM

I, too, have seen the Velocifinger, Queenie. Rest assured that it is just exactly where you, erm, picture it....BWAHAHAHAHA!

I think I like Queenie. After reading her blog, I am firmly convinced that we must be related.

Posted by: kelley on November 10, 2004 01:01 PM

Uhhh...thanks for linking my slack ass, although it's not exactly my finest hour! ; )

Posted by: Key on November 10, 2004 01:16 PM

I'm actually quite proud of myself.
Having the most demented blurb in a roundup by Acidman is a distinction of note :)

Posted by: Graumagus on November 11, 2004 02:32 AM
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