Gut Rumbles

November 09, 2004


Leftists can rejoice. Satan Himself has resigned from the Bush cabinet. Just in time, too. He was about to start sacrificing children to the Great and Powerful God Uulla any day now.

I'm not sorry to see him go, but I never thought he was the incarnation of pure evil, either. The guy had a tough job. I didn't always agree with the way he handled it, but he wasn't burning witches in the street the way some leftists suggested. Adios, John.

Okay, who's up next for the demon post?


This should give great cheer and comfort to the unwashed lefties that cry out for justice and fealty to the constitution they so adore.

They are nearly suicidal and need a straw to grasp. Let them eat tree bark! (in place of the cake)

Posted by: wes jackson on November 9, 2004 06:47 PM

Now will Rumsfeld follow Ashcroft's example?

Let's hope Condi doesn't (Rice '08!)

Posted by: Jason Bontrager on November 9, 2004 08:07 PM

Roo Dee!
Roo Dee!
Roo Dee!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on November 9, 2004 10:27 PM

Rice? That bloody incompetent? Can't be bothered to read memos? Part of the big disinformation campaign?

I was kinda hopin she'd be the one of the first to go, but accountability's kindofa thing of the past these days.

Posted by: spaz on November 10, 2004 04:33 AM

Spaz, good name fits you.

Posted by: James Old Guy on November 10, 2004 11:50 AM

I wonder how many of those calling Ashcroft the Root Of All Evil for Destroying Our Civil Liberties and the evil PATRIOT Act ever complained about Janet Reno and FISA?

I imagine very few of those on the left did. (Though I suspect strongly that the ACLU did, at least the latter, and to their credit.)

The majority of the animus is purely partisan, as I see it, and most of the rest is anti-religious zealotry.

Posted by: Sigivald on November 10, 2004 01:47 PM

y'know, I've been looking all over but I've yet to find a suitable pre-election bumper sticker with this message: Vote Cthulhu, Why Settle for the LESSOR Evil?

An annoyed conservative federalist who, nonetheless, chose the lessor evil ;)

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