November 09, 2004
blow me
Ignorant denizens of Jesusland like this kind of story. We are easily entertained.
Of course, we have watermelon-seed-spitting contests, too.
Hog calling and Husband calling contests, too. And Barbeque contests and Chili Cookoffs. Rooster crowing contests and who has the biggest pumpkin.
That's one thing you can say about us ignoramouses in Jesusland. We do have a good time.