Gut Rumbles

November 08, 2004

sick fucks

I am totally amazed by the outrage, the grief and the whiny-assed temper tantrums thrown by the Left since the reelection of George Bush. Bejus! If you listen to those people, you'd think we just elected the Anti-Christ as President. It's Armageddon. It's the end of life as we know it. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

My aching ass. It was a got-dam ELECTION, people, not an invasion from outer space. I've never seen such wild hyperventilation and swooping vapors since that palmetto bug flew down Aunt Tessie's bodice at the Orchid Club garden party in 1971. Even then, with a huge insect fondling her ample breasts, she maintained more decorum than most Democrats have lately.

Those idiots are acting as if their dog died, they were just diagnosed with terminal cancer and their mama got run over by a train. WTF? Pardon my lack of sympathy for these hystronics, but if I could deal with two terms of Bill Clinton, YOU can pull your head out of your ass and deal with two terms of George Bush.

Life is rough. You don't always get what you want. You can sit on your pity pot and cry, you can leave the country in a fit of outrage, or you can do us all a favor by committing suicide to get your weak ass out of the gene pool. None of that will change a damn thing. We won. You lost. The end.

Yeah, all we Crackers, gap-toothed red-necks, Bible-thumping evangelists, truck-driving yahoos, gun-toting hillbillies and Deliverance types shore are ignert. We ain't never gonna be as smart as you-all yankees. We'd feel real bad about that, too, if we gave a shit what you think of us.

We think you're a bunch of sick fucks.

Comments

Yeah, all we Crackers, gap-toothed red-necks, Bible-thumping evangelists, truck-driving yahoos, gun-toting hillbillies and Deliverance types.YOU DID WIN,,,,,,,good luck!!!!

Posted by: Frank on November 8, 2004 05:32 PM

I love you...marry me. ;) Great post!

Posted by: Gennie on November 8, 2004 05:57 PM

Ilyka has a great post about how this hysteria is nothing new :
http://ilyka.mu.nu/archives/053803.html

Posted by: caltechgirl on November 8, 2004 05:59 PM

Well I was drunk(GW did have a DUI), the day my momma got outta prison(Clinton got voted in.)
I went to pick her up in the rain(after I voted for Bush)
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck(Gas guzzlin' bastard that it is)
she got runned over by a damned ol' train(Haulin' shit for Halliburton)

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me (4 more years)

Posted by: RedNeck on November 8, 2004 06:11 PM

And I never minded stangin' in the rain.(Even though it won't turn me orange)

You don't have to call me darlin' ... darlin'(Edwards to Kerry)
You never even called me by my name.(Asshole)

Sucks to be a Kerry/Edwards jock strap 'bout now don't it.

Posted by: RedNeck on November 8, 2004 06:13 PM

Well said Acidman! I wonder if Michael Moore is drowning his sorrows in Ben and Jerry's.

Posted by: Lori on November 8, 2004 07:50 PM

I listened to some sorry lefty caller on Air America describe what she called a bloodless coup that had just taken place........and if the demorats had any guts they would do someting! They had a 50 mill fund to fight a bad election and where the hell was that money?

Sick is all, just pitiful sick.

Posted by: wes jackson on November 9, 2004 12:37 AM

I was real proud of myself on sunday. My Ma was down because Kerry lost. I didn't say a word because I know she's been on automatic pilot since FDR. She didn't even know she was voting for queers, bloodless bitches, baby killers, and Kofi Anan.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on November 9, 2004 04:50 AM

Just read Canada is having a marry an American democrat push for those who don't stand the majority rules thing. Just what I want to do, go to a country that has no Army, can't decide on an official language and thinks Hockey is a sport. I will give them this though at least you can get a toilet that flushes , cheap drups, average beer and pay out your ass for gas and smokes.

Posted by: James Old Guy on November 9, 2004 10:58 AM

do u have any idea about what the fuck is going on??? i hope someone icepicks ur spine.

Posted by: tom willis on April 9, 2005 02:12 PM

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