November 06, 2004

i need it

Somebody send me some of this. Bejus knows, I need it. I am not the man I once was.

Gravity is more powerful than it's supposed to be. Pussy is stronger than it used to be. Uphill is more uphill than I remember it being. Downhill is REALLY downhill, with no brakes. Bejus. I'm so decrepit now that when I'm putting groceries in my truck, OLD MEN come over in the parking lot and offer to help me unload the buggy because THEY feel sorry for me.

Gaaah! I hate falling apart once piece at a time.

(Thanks, I think, to jim for the link.)