Gut Rumbles

October 18, 2004

I see red

I'm not sure how it happened, but it must have seemed like a good idea at the time. I have my fingernails and toenails painted red now. I'm pretty sure that Georgia painted my fingers and this sweet thang painted my toes. I dunno. A lot of fog was hanging in the air that night.

Wimmen will take advantage of you. Just ask this guy, who also ended up with red toenails that night. He came by my room to say goodbye yesterday and said that he almost shit himself in the shower when he looked down and saw red toenails on HIS OWN FEET.

He didn't remember volunteering for the paint-job. That's what good moonshine HOME MADE WINE will do to you.

I kinda like my red fingernails. My toenails look pretty, too. Maybe I'll wear them to court tomorrow.


Hey, that don't mean you're one a them "metrosexuals," now, does it? 'Cause then you'd have to move to Atlanta, and we know you'd hate that.

Posted by: Steve on October 18, 2004 10:19 AM

Yep. That Jawja "wine" definitely gave me a case of DRS -- "Don't remember shit." Hell, I'm still sucking wind.

Posted by: Jim on October 18, 2004 10:52 AM

Where's the pedi-pic?

Posted by: Key on October 18, 2004 02:17 PM

Now that's too funny. Yes where are the pics?

Posted by: Lori on October 18, 2004 04:52 PM

Funny, my companion for the weekend had one foot of pretty painted toes, too.

Glad you had fun!

Posted by: Da Goddess on October 18, 2004 10:55 PM
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