Gut Rumbles
 

October 01, 2004

may she live long and prosper

Send well-deserved congratulations here. I've known Jay as a blog-buddy for a long time and I wish him, his lovely lady, and his brand-new daughter the very best. But I have to say one thing.

JAY!!! YOU HAVE STEPPED IN SHIT THAT YOU WON'T WIPE OFF FOR ABOUT THE NEXT 20 YEARS!!!!

Bejus! I've been there and done that. That little bundle of joy will cause your hair to turn gray and empty your wallet, too. I agree with something a great philosopher said once (I think it was Erma Bombeck): "If parents knew what they were getting into when they had a baby, the human race would have died off centuries ago."

Aw... I don't want to be a party-pooper. Congratulations, dude. Do your best to raise her right.

Where's my fucking CIGAR????

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