Gut Rumbles

September 30, 2004

hairy wimmen

I believe that I ate a hallucinegenic egg for breakfast this morning. I was sitting here, minding my own business, cruising a few blogs and reading the news... when... all of a sudden, I STARTED THINKING ABOUT HAIRY WIMMEN! Don't ask me why. I don't know.

I once slept with a woman who didn't shave her legs. She was an early Fem-Libber, and I was not aware that she quit shaving her legs until she slipped her jeans off that night. She wasn't particularly hairy, but feeling those legs wrapped around my neck on my skin was a very odd sensation. I knew right then that I preferred a woman with hairless legs.

I once dated a woman who waxed her upper lip about once a week to get rid of her moustache. She was Italian, with jet-black hair, and she also had hair around her nipples. She was a pretty woman, just kinda hairy. I always wondered why she didn't wax her nipples, too.

A lot of wimmen shave all their pubic hair off today. I know from going to nekkid resorts that polite behavior dictates that you...ummm... trim the bushes... but TOTALLY NEKKID? I'm sorry. I like a little Mohawk or a goatee or SOMETHING with some hair on it there. Otherwise, I feel like a pederast.

One of the most arousing things about a woman that I've known in my life (other than red toenails) is PEACH FUZZ on their bellies. You know what I mean--- that fine, delicate hair that you can barely see, unless the sunlight catches it just right, and then it glows golden. That sight drives me crazy. I go into full lust-mode when I see that.

Don't you think it's odd? Wimmen go out of their way NOT to be hairy while men spend billions of dollars every year trying to KEEP the hair they've got. Too bad that we can't work out a swap.

Are we screwed-up, or what?


As an Italian woman, I can relate to the hairy issue. I am a blonde italian so it isn't quite as bad as the black haired ones. Men these days are doing just as much waxing as women! I know a man who I once thought was very manly until I found out that his beautifully arched eyebrows weren't natural. He gets them WAXED! That is so GAY! Men should be hairy, women should not. What's with the role-reversal?????

Posted by: amy on September 30, 2004 11:24 AM

Regarding Italians and body hair...

After a decade's worth of self-observation about the status of my body hair, I have reached the satisfying conclusion that I am not, in fact, going bald.

My hair is just sliding off my head onto my back...

Posted by: Jay G on September 30, 2004 12:53 PM

JAY! eew...gawd thats funny..

Posted by: Ames on September 30, 2004 03:16 PM

I'm part Italian so I can relate to the upper lip thang and have to wax. I thank God that I don't have the nipple problem you described. But if I did, I don't think waxing them would be good. You would probably take your nipples off that way. Outch!!

Posted by: Lori on October 1, 2004 12:29 AM


It's called the "landing strip" above a woman's
shaved pussy for a very, very, very good

Posted by: BJK on October 1, 2004 10:55 PM

Re: hairy wimmen

Hairy? So what? My wife was shaving her mustache every day by the time she was fifteen.

Posted by: Alex on December 16, 2004 03:04 PM

Billy , it is super imprtant you email me, my mom needs to talk to you.

Posted by: online pharmacy on February 1, 2005 11:58 AM

Italian women are awesome, they have some of the hairiest pubic pelts that you will see on a woman. Booo to the shaved look.

Posted by: cyberflea on January 26, 2007 08:50 AM

Woman with hair are the most beautiful thing on earth.I don't understand why most woman want to wax.

Posted by: Johnny on May 30, 2007 01:36 PM

You got to love that belly peach fuzz. How very arousing indeed.

Posted by: Puggy on October 7, 2008 06:36 PM

love hairy women, ilove the feel of soft hair on women. stubble is ugly, natural is best

Posted by: jim on December 24, 2009 02:25 PM
Post a comment

*Note: If you are commenting on an older entry, your
comment will not appear until it has been approved.
Do not resubmit it.