Gut Rumbles
 

September 29, 2004

What's up, doc?

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Following in the footsteps of Al Gore, John Kerry has turned orange before tomorrow night's first Presidential debate. I think he's going for the rabbit vote by pretending to be a carrot.

Comments

The sad thing is that a "sportsman" such as waffle boy shouldn't need to resort to overuse of the spray tan bottle. Sheesh.

I guess he's more afraid of making the classic Nixon debate mistake than looking like a vegetable, because he's normally so good at it.

Posted by: caltechgirl on September 29, 2004 10:03 AM

Hey, maybe it's just his way of showing support for the Syracuse Orangemen. It *is* football season, after all.

What a flaming douchebag. Saturday Night Live is going to have a field day with this one.........

Posted by: tybee mike on September 29, 2004 10:34 AM

maybe, since his numbers are slipping a bit in the area of minority voters, he's trying the old "if you can't buy them, join them" routine. maybe he's seen "Bullworth" too many times.
Personally, I prefer to have a leader who's a bit on the pasty looking side... means he's spending more time indoors taking care of business and not out playing around.

Posted by: gregor on September 29, 2004 12:27 PM

My face looked a lot like that (only MUCH more handsome) after I rode back from Key West with Recondo 32 and Georgia in the convertable 'stang with the top down all the way.

I peeled like an onion after that.

Posted by: Acidman on September 29, 2004 12:59 PM

What an asshole. Talk about not being comfortable in your own skin.

Posted by: MM on September 29, 2004 01:17 PM

"Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo
I'm the kinda President for you."

Posted by: DaneBramage on September 29, 2004 01:34 PM

Ohmygawwwwd....he's actually turned Threat Level ORANGE to scare the bejeezus out of us just before the "debate".

Posted by: Hap Arnold on September 29, 2004 02:05 PM

I hope it's still like that tomorrow.

Posted by: Juliette on September 29, 2004 03:03 PM

By tomorrow maybe it'll be "aged" into green - you know, like chorine does hair? That might. cinch the mutant theory.

Posted by: Indigo on September 29, 2004 10:29 PM

When I was a teenager we used that Coppertone QT and always got that blotchy orange color from it. Plus we knew enough to do our ears at the same time. You'd think with his (or her) money he could afford to have someone apply it for him.

Posted by: Denise on September 30, 2004 03:50 AM
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