Gut Rumbles

September 28, 2004

blog-wimmen i love

I am a dirty old man. Sex and red toenails on pretty, feminine feet have been an obsession of mine since I was old enough to become obsessed, and that happened when I was five years old. I got an early start. I can't help it. I'm just hard-wired to be a pervert. I lust in my heart 24-7.

I'm going to list my sexy wimmen bloggers that I want to tangle the sheets with. The truth is, I want them ALL at ONE TIME so that my heart will explode right out of my chest and I'll die in a horrible pool of blood with a smile on my face and the bionic Roscoe still standing proudly. Hey! There are worse ways to go.

She probably would bitch about my smoking, but I'd do her if I ever got the chance. I might need to wear a fencer's outfit, complete with that wire mask to keep her from clawing my eyes out, but I'd go for it. I like dangerous wimmen.

This one is just too damned sweet. I believe, thanks to many years of research, that just underneath that veneer of sweetness lies a wildcat, waiting to be sprung from its cage. I'd call, "Kitty, kitty," to her.

I sent this one a picture of my butt and she never posted it in her butt-gallery photos. I am sorely insulted and nothing but a blow-job will EVER assuage my anger.

Yeah. twisted spinster, my ass. I would like to do some twisting and spinning with her.

It would be incest, since she is my blog-daughter, but everybody knows that vice is nice but incest is best. I'd jump her bones right away if she didn't left-cross-clock me first.

I've seen a picture of her red toenails. GRRRRR

This is a tall woman, but I think she'd be worth the climb.

I cannot possibly forget shell, even if she is planning to marry a non-grits-eating limey. If you have any pre-marital adventures you want to get out of your system, darlin,' just email me. I'll never say a word to Lionel.

Okay, I'm quitting right here. I probably offended the wimmen I did mention and also offended the wimmen I DIDN"T mention. I call that a good days work.


Hey......I never even got your butt picture! Send it to me again.....then we'll talk about that blow job!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on September 28, 2004 02:14 PM

Wow - I made a list! Go me!

Posted by: Kate on September 28, 2004 02:27 PM

You posted a similar list a couple of months ago, I think?

I will allow you the opportunity to have your ass kicked by me.

But you can DREAM ON about the DOING part... the few who have had the privilege are some LUCKY (AND NON-SMOKING) BASTARDS indeed. :D

Posted by: sugarmama on September 28, 2004 03:34 PM

One-track mind.

Posted by: Juliette on September 28, 2004 03:55 PM

Booooo hooo hooooo.... Acidman doesn't like fat chicks... He's a, a, FAT BIGOT! He's a bigot against the Poundage Enhanced!


Love you anyway. Always did kinda like you little fellas.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 28, 2004 06:23 PM

...and you called ME a flirt?

Posted by: Key on September 28, 2004 08:00 PM

You have no idea what you are missing.....I am not all talk either!!

Posted by: Sweett N Sassy on September 28, 2004 08:57 PM
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