Gut Rumbles

September 27, 2004

something else

I look at the Bush twins and I wouldn't be one bit ashamed to call them MY daughters. Yeah, they are rebellious, headstrong and a little on the wild side. They are Texas girls--- what ELSE do you expect? They've been known to drink margaritas underage and smoke some dope, even though Daddy IS President.

What's really NOT to like about that? My daddy wasn't President, but I did the same shit and even worse during my youth. The fact that those girls DON'T behave like the President's daughters is a feather in their caps to me. I like both of 'em. In fact, I frequently think very dirty, sexual thoughts about them. (Sorry, George and I'm REALLY SORRY, Laura. But I can't help myself.)

Those girls have minds of their own, which is what I always wanted my children to have. Teach 'em as best you can, then stand back out of their way. They'll do what they're gonna do, and you can't stop it. Just hope that the lessons you taught early in life stick with them so that they don't go totally down the tubes.

But let 'em fuck up. Give them the best advice you can, but realize that you can't be there 24-7 supervising your child's life ALL of your child's life. They NEED to fuck up once in a while. That's how they learn not to do it again.

I believe that George and Laura understand that fact.


Shit Rob, I have dirty thoughts about Laura.

Posted by: Catfish on September 27, 2004 05:50 PM

Well, what I was gonna write seems pretty vanilla after Catfish, but hey here goes:

At least the Bush Twins have LEGITIMATELY graduated from college.

Chelsea Clinton was in the same class at Stanford with some friends, and I am told that if ANYONE else had missed as much of their last 2 semesters as she did to travel the world on Air Force One, not only would they have failed every single class (now that Stanford actually gives Fs again), she would have been sent to academic review for failing all those classes and put on suspension. What does she get? A diploma with honors and a fucking prestigious scholarship to work in the UK and a 6-figure job that she doesn't seem to spend too much time working at.

Kudos to Jenna and Barbara for doing the work and taking REAL jobs that mommy and daddy didn't get for them.

I guess you could say they were raised right.

Posted by: caltechgirl on September 27, 2004 06:35 PM

Now really, when I was underage, you would have busted my ass if you caught me drinking or smoking pot. Damn, if you were when I was 15 like you are now I don't think there would have been any problems! I blame Jennifer.

Posted by: Acidaughter on September 27, 2004 06:53 PM

Yes, Sam--- I WOULD have busted your ass. But after I was finished ass-whuppin,' scolding and putting you on restriction, I would have gone to my room and laughed.

I KNOW why kids do stuff like that. For the same reason I DID!

Posted by: Acidman on September 27, 2004 10:01 PM

That's okay, Catfish. I always kinda had the hots for W. Must be those bow legs. Makes me wonder if he ever takes off those boots.

You're right, Rob. Independent and smart. Women and not Females.

Step aside, George and Laura, and let them do what they're going to do.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 27, 2004 10:04 PM
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