Gut Rumbles

September 20, 2004

you did what?

This is one sick post. I am ashamed to admit that I know the woman. And I'm wearing a goddam cup to the blogtoberfest, too, after reading that.

At first touch it was extremely soft, but when given a good squeeze, I soon noticed a slightly firmer ball on the inside.

Immediately, I let go and looked at the thing as though I expected it to cry out in pain. I tell you, if anyone had it in their hearts to mass produce a faux testicle, ya just can't get anymore realistic than that!

Bejus! She could probably have REAL fun with a set of these. Mr. Whipple, move over.


...damn... a "good squeeze"... there ain't no such thing...

Posted by: Eric on September 20, 2004 07:04 PM

The " cry out in pain" is a clue, this woman is dangerous. She has done this before and seems to enjoy it. Things to not bode well for some bloggers in the hills of Georgia.

Posted by: James Old Guy on September 21, 2004 08:11 AM

Ahhh...but there is a fine line between pain and pleasure... ; )

Posted by: Key on September 21, 2004 08:55 AM

(...keep in mind, this is SUPPOSED to be a friggin stress ball!)

Posted by: Key on September 21, 2004 08:57 AM

Yeah... I ALWAYS experience stress when somebody squeezes MY balls.

Posted by: Acidman on September 21, 2004 09:30 AM


I never squeeze'm. That'd be the equivalent of having some man try to tie my itty bitty love-nubs together in a knot. Won't go there.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 21, 2004 09:00 PM


Damn, if I lived closer to Georgia, I'd be tempted to come just to watch y'all, if nothing else.

To be a fly on the wall at Jekyll...

Posted by: Desert Cat on March 9, 2005 10:49 PM
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