Gut Rumbles
 

September 15, 2004

irony

Guns don't kill people. DOGS kill people with guns. Man, this guy was lucky. That dog meant to shoot him right between the eyes. I KNOW dogs. You piss one off, and he'll shoot to kill.

That's why we need a Federal Ban on Dog-Owners With Guns. Or Dogs With Guns. Or Man and Dog In The Same Place With a Gun. I dunno... just ban all that shit. Think of the lives we'll save.

I'll bet Dianne Feinstein is already on the case.

Comments

But what about our right to keep and arm bears?

I mean, ARMED BEARS, man!

Posted by: Sigivald on September 15, 2004 01:32 PM

How about a 5 day federally mandated waiting period before a dog can buy a gun?

But you have to admit, the dog did get sweet revenge on the bastard. Too bad the puppy was too young to have good aim.

Posted by: caltechgirl on September 15, 2004 04:14 PM

Serves the dumb ass right for trying to shoot those puppies. He got what he had comin' as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Kate on September 15, 2004 06:19 PM
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