Gut Rumbles

September 15, 2004


Guns don't kill people. DOGS kill people with guns. Man, this guy was lucky. That dog meant to shoot him right between the eyes. I KNOW dogs. You piss one off, and he'll shoot to kill.

That's why we need a Federal Ban on Dog-Owners With Guns. Or Dogs With Guns. Or Man and Dog In The Same Place With a Gun. I dunno... just ban all that shit. Think of the lives we'll save.

I'll bet Dianne Feinstein is already on the case.


But what about our right to keep and arm bears?

I mean, ARMED BEARS, man!

Posted by: Sigivald on September 15, 2004 01:32 PM

How about a 5 day federally mandated waiting period before a dog can buy a gun?

But you have to admit, the dog did get sweet revenge on the bastard. Too bad the puppy was too young to have good aim.

Posted by: caltechgirl on September 15, 2004 04:14 PM

Serves the dumb ass right for trying to shoot those puppies. He got what he had comin' as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Kate on September 15, 2004 06:19 PM
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