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September 06, 2004

hurricane frances

I'm not going to blog much today. My internet connections (except for AO-Hell) remain down, my TV cable is out and rain has fallen steadily all day. The winds aren't much (maybe 20-30 MPH gusts) but I remain under a flood warning and a tornado watch until sometime tomorrow.

The bands from the now Tropical Storm Frances keep rolling over the Crackerbox, and I don't intend to go anywhere or do much during this shit. The weatherman predicts 4-to-6 inches of rain, and from what I've seen so far, that's a conservative estimate.

I think I'll just fire up my methamphetimine lab in the kitchen, make some crank, and invite a biker gang over to buy it. GOT THAT, Jennifer? Be sure and show this post to your lawyer. Also remind him that the weather is putting a real cramp in business for the string of whores I pimp.

I'm going to lie in bed and read.

Comments

HAHAHAHA Acidman! I guess the BC's still looking for ammo...damn her. It really does piss me off when I hear of women like her being the way they are. You just seem like you deserve better.

I agree with you, the weatherman's prediciton of 4-6 is conservative...I think I got just that much between 2-3am this morning in Pooler.

Posted by: Beth on September 6, 2004 06:42 PM

I think I'll just fire up my methamphetimine lab in the kitchen, make some crank, and invite a biker gang over to buy it. GOT THAT, Jennifer? Be sure and show this post to your lawyer. Also remind him that the weather is putting a real cramp in business for the string of whores I pimp.

Yeah but the wired bikers will probably want to have a go six or seven times in a row on the whores, so that should work out pretty well as far as net profit goes...
Snicker :)

Posted by: Graumagus on September 6, 2004 07:37 PM

So does that mean I should hold off on delivering all this rock cocaine? Shit, where am I gonna store it? The rats in my basement are already wearing Che berets and breaking into the local gun stores. If they eat this shipment we're gtonna have a fucking revolution on our hands. A fucking REVOLUTION, I tell you!

Posted by: McGehee on September 6, 2004 11:10 PM

The ladies want to know when their appointments at the STD clinic are. You got that in your daytimer?

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 7, 2004 12:26 AM

It's an ill wind indeed, etc.:

All this hurricanish rain we've been having here, lately, seems to have swollen up the shingles and underlying boards on our roof, so that they no longer leak.

Who'd'a thunk it?

Posted by: Justthisguy on September 7, 2004 12:49 AM
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