Gut Rumbles

September 05, 2004

good question

This is one sick sumbitch, which is why I like him so much. Admit it. You've had AT LEAST one lover in your life that had a physical deformity that most people would consider to be gross, but you kinda liked.

I once knew a woman who had only four toes on her left foot. The one next to the pinky was missing. She told me that she had two brothers, one sister and a Mama with the same malady. That HAD to be genetic. But she painted all four toenails red, and that was good enough for me.

I once knew a woman with incredibly asymmetric tits. The right one was big and the left one wasn't. She couldn't explain why she was built that way and she was very uncomfortable about it. I liked it. She had a handfull on one side and a mouthful on the other. I was in hog heaven. She eventually went and had the left breast rebuilt so that it matched its partner. I still believe that she destroyed a thing of natural beauty.

I played football with a guy who has SIX TOES on one foot. I thought that was disgusting.

I once knew a woman who had no navel. I am NOT making this up. I am certain that she had an umbilical cord when she was born, but somehow the thing just grew over and she was as smooth as a paved road from breasts to pubes. Now THAT is odd.

I could go on, but I won't. I have SOME scruples.


I had a woman who was thin, without being anorexic. She was attractive, without looking cheap. She was really good at sex....I don't care why.

But since I'm an American male born after 1970, the woman who matched these criteria had to be from outside the USA....

Posted by: Scott_in_Japan on September 5, 2004 06:33 AM

I once saw a woman, that had a pussy and a small two inch dick, above the puss. That was very weird. She was very pretty and told me she was born that way and no one in her family, had the same. Everyone else was normal. Strange. And no, I did not fuck her, Cat.

Posted by: Catfish on September 5, 2004 08:11 AM

I've got a male friend with webbed feet. Never slept with him though.

Posted by: Chablis on September 5, 2004 08:32 AM

Hey Cat - that was a hermaphrodite! Don't you watch the discovery channel. You could have had fun with her! Now, me, I had a friend with a dick that swung all the way to one side. Very weird.

Posted by: heather on September 5, 2004 01:46 PM

I posted mine at Velociman... Cat, yours had an extra cock. Mine didn't have one. And he was a man. At least theoretically.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 5, 2004 02:15 PM

Maybe that navel-less gal was the ultimate in mother rejection.
Was her name Eve?

Posted by: BlogDog on September 5, 2004 07:51 PM

I had an Air Force bud who found out on his first flight physical he had three testicles. Have to wonder why he never found em all himself, but......

Posted by: Larry on September 6, 2004 02:06 PM

I had an Air Force bud

He was a Zoomie. And you have to wonder why he didn't find'em all himself?

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 6, 2004 02:10 PM

Radically asymetric boobies are the shiznit! It's like having the boobs of two women, a svelte one and a buxum one. I knew I couldn't be the only one digging that.

Cat: Could she pee through it? My rule is, if you can't pee through it, it's a clitoris, even if it's bigger than my clitoris.

Posted by: Dave Munger on September 7, 2004 01:05 AM
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