Gut Rumbles

September 04, 2004

i wish...

I wish I were as young and fit as I once was.

I wish that I could watch my son sleep. He is a handsome boy.

I wish that I could play football again. I really liked that game.

I wish that I could go back 30 years in time knowing what I know now.

I wish that my hands weren't going to shit on me and I could play guitar forever.

I wish that I had never started smoking cigarettes.

I wish that Santa Claus was real.

I wish that I had never met Jennifer.

I wish a lot, but none of it matters. Life is real and wishes are dreams.


If wishes were fishes, we'd all have nets.
Stay ornery, ya old fuck, and don't put up with any...

Posted by: Kv on September 4, 2004 12:35 AM

"I wish that I could go back 30 years in time knowing what I know now."

Don't I wish...

Make that 35 years...

Posted by: mostly cajun on September 4, 2004 12:56 AM

I wish you weren't so whiney..............

Posted by: bubba on September 4, 2004 02:32 AM

I warned you of her, at the steam plant, remember? Cat.

Posted by: Catfish on September 4, 2004 07:07 AM

If you ain't got regrets, you ain't lived.

Posted by: McGehee on September 4, 2004 10:13 AM

Yeah. Like the old canard about wishing in one hand and shitting in the other. It's a bitch when all you end up with is the hand full of shit.

Well, the blogfest will take all of our minds off our collective hands full of shit. Maybe we an even wash out hands of some of it. Wouldn't it be nice. Can't it be NOW instead of October?

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 4, 2004 01:56 PM

never could play that "got dam" b chord,unless it was an a shape barre

Posted by: frank on September 4, 2004 04:24 PM

Hands going to shit?

Primrose oil. Works every time.


Posted by: Gen on September 4, 2004 04:42 PM

that damn b chord is a stone bitch

Posted by: wes jackson on September 5, 2004 01:31 AM

I wish - you well

Posted by: Cancergiggles on September 5, 2004 04:13 AM

The "B" chord is NOT a bitch. You can play it several places on a guitar neck. The trick for doing it down low is to be able to press three strings with your ring finger and still leave the high "E" string open.

With practice, anybody can do it.

Posted by: Acidman on September 5, 2004 05:09 AM

wish #4...every day of my life.

Posted by: Key on September 7, 2004 10:23 AM
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