Gut Rumbles

September 03, 2004

a sincere apology

I insulted the lovely Ms. key monroe yesterday when I dismissed her argument as "piffle." She became highly indignant, started to hyperventilate, get a case of the vapors, and throw breakable things for no reason. I believe that I suggested that wimmen do such things and she was determined to prove me wrong by DOING THOSE THINGS.

She can't spell "raspberry," either.

I am sorry that you can't spell any better than I can, Key. Happy now?


Rob: to paraphrase Bill: Eject! Eject! Eject!

Posted by: Velociman on September 3, 2004 05:07 PM

Acidman, the girls wouldn't pick me for their team. Can I play on the guys' team? I have my own Cluebat.

And that's not hyperventilating. That's panting. Comes with sweating, moaning, groaning, pinching, poking, and general all-around fun.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 3, 2004 05:12 PM

I've been reading Key for a while and she doesn't strike me as the type to get all 'girly' in a crisis. However, she DOES strike me as the type that could give YOU a case of the vapors if you were within arms reach. I bet you don't antagonize her like this when you're in the same room...if you do, you've got more balls than brains lol.

Posted by: Chablis on September 3, 2004 05:23 PM

ahhhh, acidman does have a heart ,,, *??* quick key, accept his appology while he is admitting he was wrong about something!!!

Posted by: Michele on September 3, 2004 05:53 PM

I think I hear the sound of Key sharpening her nails.

Posted by: wes jackson on September 3, 2004 07:20 PM

I'm with you, Mama.
Hell, if that's they way they act and think (and it IS!), I don't even WANNA be on the girls team in the first place, and I too have a "clue club"... an axe handle signed by Buford Pusser.
I damned near said so back with that "gun" shit, under that other post.
My attitude is, basically, screw a gun. I wanna be up close and personal. I wanna FEEL the skull break and duck the flying blood and brain matter, if indeed there IS any.

I just have one question...
Seriously now... is this Amy person a new troll?
(Or is she being paid or something, to prove Rob's point over and over again?)

And, since this kinda got me, let me say this, too...
Yes, maybe Rob does have a big ol' hole or hunk of bitterness in his heart, but... WHO did it to him?
A typical ignorant, lying, selfish, STUPID female. That's who. Or what. Whichever....

I don't get bothered by what Rob says about women for two main reasons...
1. He's usually dead-on correct, and
2. I know he doesn't mean me, personally. I don't have an automatic guilt reaction and feel the need to argue with him about how he feels.
He has his reasons, and they're very valid.

Also, I'm intelligent enough to ascertain the difference between "venting" and "accusing".

He vents.
I don't take it personally.

How hard is that, fer crying out loud?
(VERY, obviously....)

Posted by: Stevie on September 4, 2004 03:42 AM

You've got that right on the money Stevie. The empty-heads make it rough on all of us Estro-centric types, and I'm tired of having to watch all of this false "feminine wiles"crap.

But as far as the Up Close and Personal? I've been a dough-ball, a dumpling, a fat-chick all my life and I learned long ago that unless you can do it in one crack, don't get close enough to be the second crack. I'll stick to the guns.

And that reminds me... I need a little range time. Hope I can squeeze some in this weekend.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 4, 2004 02:02 PM

Thanks Chablis...You're comment is very much appreciated; particularly since I wasn't around to defend myself.

(...but then Rob knew I'd be outta town when he posted that.)

Rob, I have an apology for you as well: I'm sorry that I was right and you were wrong about the definition of said word.

It's really no big deal, but I should have known that it'd get to you. ; )

Posted by: Key on September 7, 2004 10:29 AM
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