Gut Rumbles

September 01, 2004

home-made porno movies

I'm not asking for a show of hands here. I'm asking a serious question about modern journalism. How many of you people own video cameras? How many of you people have played around with the thing? Have you ever gotten frisky and taped your performance?

I don't really want to know. I'm just planting a seed in your mind if you haven't tried that yet. Not that I'VE ever done such a thing, but you might be surprised about how watching you and your old lady sport in the sack can be thoroughly arousing. In fact, it's good for a two-fer from me most guys I've interviewed.

Try it. You'll like it.


Yes I have done home porn. Ive even posted a how to on my blog. lol. The problem though is, when you break up, who gets the porn? how do you keep it from getting on the inernet? Im in a quandry here. I made quite a few home movies with my ex, and how, he has all the tapes! Grrrrr.

It is fun though.


Posted by: vadergrrrl on September 1, 2004 10:09 PM



No. I'm too fuckin' ugly to be on video.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on September 1, 2004 11:16 PM

Home porn is good; the challenge is learning to film AND balance on ladders outside people's windows.

Posted by: horse with no-- on September 2, 2004 02:48 AM

I love the Friends episode where Ross had accidently taped Rachecl and himself gettin' it on, and then they watched it. It started out good. They thought they both looked good and hot and they were complimenting each other. And then they started to cringe. No, oh no. That's not pretty! Oh God, no!

If you do tape yourselves, be prepared to see actual real naked humans, including parts of yourselves that you'd really rather not see a close up of.

Posted by: Byna on September 2, 2004 02:54 AM

Trouble with me is, if I thought that I had put in a particularly good performance on tape. Vain prick that I am, I'd probably be likely to invite folks over to view the bloody thing.
Somehow I don't thing the missus would be too impressed. But hey it's a pride thing. If you take pride in your work, you want others to appreciate your talent as well! Heh!

Of course, then there's that whole Tommy Lee /Pammy thing.

Posted by: Pete on September 2, 2004 03:09 AM

I've had two girlfriends that thought that was a lot of fun to do and they both liked watching them. It IS exciting and can definately arouse both you and the SO. I'm no longer with either of them but surprisingly, they both let me keep those tapes and no, you'll never see them on the net. Yowza! Thanks ladies!

Posted by: MarcL on September 2, 2004 01:03 PM

If you have a camcorder and haven't done that, it should be confiscated. I don't have one, or a girlfriend, but if I got a camcorder I'd have to get a ho or something, just to justify owning one. I guess I'd call that one that gave me her number at the gas station that time I thought I got my mojo back. When I looked up the URL she'd mentioned it was all ads for hos. Come to think of it, that dosen't neccessarily mean she isn't into me, hos got feelings too don't they? Why do I always ramble here instead of my own blog?

Posted by: Dave Munger on September 2, 2004 05:50 PM

Lord Vader: The way you keep them off of the internet is to only make them with ME, the Trustworthy Man. (Rule of thumb, any man that attracts you in a powerfull, visceral way despite not being really handsome by objective physical measures is a freaking sociopathic fratboy. The female brain seems to percieve them as Alphas for some reason. No good technique wise though, the same aloof cowboy crap that makes them such sinously alluring cat-men makes them like Mr. Owl in bed) The tape is sacrosanct to me, and I revile anyone who violates it's sanctity, thus making women increasingly reluctant to EVER take their bras off!!!

Posted by: Dave Munger on September 2, 2004 05:59 PM
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