Gut Rumbles

August 26, 2004

verrry... interesting

If I could sit here on my Cracker ass, blog and get paid for it, I might seriously consider that possibility. Yeah, I KNOW I said long ago that I never would become mercenary on this blog.

But that was long ago. Things change. People must adapt to those changes. Stop getting a paycheck and you CHANGE, got-dammit! And if you don't, you probably didn't deserve that paycheck in the first place. So... yeah. I'm thinking about putting a PayPal button, a tip jar, a "will blog for food cash sign held by me dressed as a homeless person at a busy intersection and I might even sell Girl Scout cookies.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.


Oh, Jesus God. What are you going to title the link, "Pay for my whores"?

Spare us on this one, please.

Posted by: sugarmama on August 26, 2004 04:57 PM

Hmm, I'd actually contribute to the costa rican girlies fund.

You'd be better off with ads of some sort, though, either google or otherwise. I know a few people I could point in your general direction if you did.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on August 26, 2004 05:04 PM

The Blogads idea isn't a bad one, but you almost need a three column layout for them to work well... Well, that's only true on blogs where people only read the top couple of posts, and I know your readers often delve back into the past for days to see what the comment threads are doing, to that might not hold true for you.

You might consider it. I've been debating it myself. I'd just like enough to defray part of my DSL cost.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on August 26, 2004 06:59 PM

How about selling the women pix of your bionic tool?

Posted by: rightisright on August 26, 2004 07:16 PM

I'll start the bidding at $25! hehehe

Posted by: amy on August 26, 2004 07:20 PM

I like Google, but to hell with this shit.

They do not allow AdSense linking or whatever it is to websites with "objectionable material" including *GASP* swears!

Maybe they'll change their tune now that each Google inventin' doofus is a trillionaire (on paper).

Posted by: Holden Manutz on August 26, 2004 07:47 PM


Posted by: wes jackson on August 27, 2004 12:56 AM

Do it.

Posted by: robert on August 27, 2004 08:22 AM

Sugarmama, if you mean "PAY THAT WHORE" and you are referring to my ex-wife, that would make a good title.

Posted by: Acidman on August 27, 2004 09:12 AM

How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?

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Credit Report

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