Gut Rumbles

August 24, 2004

Costa Rica is nice


Here's a picture of a couple of girls from Holland I met while listening to a local band in San Jose. No, I didn't have sex with either one of them, but we drank a lot of beer together. I think Dutch girls have hollow legs, because they damn sure could drink beer.

I don't like wimmen, because they ALL are crazy, but I enjoy female company. Somebody 'splain that shit to me.


Can't explain it, just the way the world is, I love going to bed with a woman but I am really happy when I wake up and she is gone.

Posted by: James Old Guy on August 24, 2004 10:37 AM

Holy Crap, why didn't you nail one of these chicks instead of that She-male you banged??

That one on the left is seriously HOT!

Posted by: rudy on August 24, 2004 11:01 AM

What do you mean you're happy when you wake up and she's gone? I hope she at least cooks breakfast and leaves it on the stove before she leaves! If not, you really need to find yourself a better woman.

Posted by: Joan on August 24, 2004 11:10 AM

The one on the left had red toenails, too.

Posted by: Acidman on August 24, 2004 11:18 AM

Rudy, if you can look at a picture of Aila's ass and call her a "She-man," you are seriously disturbed.

Posted by: Acidman on August 24, 2004 11:21 AM

I can explain it. You have testicles.
They override common sense ten times out of ten.

Posted by: Graumagus on August 24, 2004 11:51 AM

'Taint her ass, it's her face--Aila looked like a dude (others agreed with me).

Now on the other hand, this little Dutch girl with the red toenails is 100% female and we all know about the "enlightened" view of sex the Dutch have...

Did you at least try to nail one of these chicks, Acidman? Even if they turn you down, it's worth the effort.

Please say yes...

Posted by: rudy on August 24, 2004 11:55 AM

Yeah, Rudy... I tried. They liked EACH OTHER, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Acidman on August 24, 2004 12:18 PM

I'm dying--two hot Dutch chicks who are also lesbians?!?!

I'd have offered to pay just to watch.

Posted by: rudy on August 24, 2004 12:25 PM

HEh Heh...I could'a TOLD you about a Dutch girls drinking capacity Rob!
I think Mama must have some Dutch in her too, by her drinking talents.
Too bad you couldn't convince them to give it a go, or your next foray would have been to Amsterdam!

Posted by: delftsman3 on August 24, 2004 03:25 PM

Trust me. I tried to talk my way into any perversion they wanted to perform, but I struck out that night.

I still had a good time.

Posted by: Acidman on August 24, 2004 06:10 PM

It's always fun to try to bed two girls who like each other. If you can at least hang with them and make them laugh, you've done well for yourself. It's all about keeping your game up.

Posted by: Glendon on August 24, 2004 08:39 PM
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