Gut Rumbles
 

August 22, 2004

i admit it

My belly is full of good food. I am a happy man. That's because men are a lot like dogs. Feed us and pet us; we're happy. If you decide to GET NEKKID with us too, that's even better. We men LIKE being petted and romped upon.

Wimmen are like cats. They expect a man to be grateful for their presence even after they just scratched his eyes out. Maybe I AM a little bit set in my ways, but I like dogs better than I like cats.

Woof!

Comments

Roll over, baby, and I'll scratch your belly.

Posted by: Angie on August 22, 2004 11:14 PM

Trotting around the house Nekkid and full of ribs. You really live the life,don't you?

Rub it in, Rob. Rub it in. I have to watch that with a 9-yr old in the house. She has no filter. I can imagine the stories she'd tell in school.

Oh, and which PPV did you end up watching?

Posted by: Mamamontezz on August 22, 2004 11:42 PM

I think George Clinton says it best.

"why must i be like that?
why must i chase the cat?
Nothin but the Dawg in me!"

bow wow wow yippee yo yippe yay!

hee hee

i agree women are like cats. i almost did my thesis on this very point at Berkeley. I believe that men that hate cats, really hate women. what do you think?

xxxoooooo

Posted by: vadergrrrl on August 22, 2004 11:53 PM

If you raise a cat right, it'll think it's a dog. Mine shakes hands.

Posted by: Dave Munger on August 23, 2004 12:38 AM

i've heard the bengal breed of cat acts a lot like a dog. likes water, fetches, follows you around. all the good qualities of a dog, without being dragged out in the pouring rain to pee.

Posted by: samkit on August 23, 2004 11:49 AM

Isn't this a strange analogy to use for coming out of the closet?

Posted by: Drumwaster on August 23, 2004 07:22 PM

I had a funny cat that liked water. Current cat's probably related to her. She'd jump in the tub with me, and I saw her swimming around in my driveway one time when it flooded. Black with a thin straight orang stripe exactly from the tip of her nose straight up to between her ears. A lot of my cats have similar traits, they're small and follow me around, still no good at acting guilty or draging people out of buning houses though.

Posted by: Dave Munger on August 24, 2004 09:34 PM
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