Gut Rumbles
 

August 19, 2004

just links for the hell of it

I've met a lot of bloggers over the past couple of years, and I've enjoyed the experience every time. this one is a hottie that I would like to see either nekkid or in a skimpy bathing suit. She also has an ego as big as Montana and believes that she can actually hold her own in an argument with me. HAH!!!

this one I would marry in a heartbeat if she wasn't already married. I like her a lot. She's got pretty feet, too. And EXCELLENT cleavage.

On my disgusting scale this guy scored a 9.5. I reserve a perfect 10 only for myself.

I like ex-marines. I like this guy, too, but he better never leave me alone with his wife. She makes me feel funny in my pants. "Fiona." Got-Dam!!! Just her NAME makes me feel funny in my pants.

This is one scary fucker when you meet him for the first time. But after you get to know him, you just think he's crazy. And you're right.

You know how some people create a really nasty persona on a blog, and then you meet them and you find out that it's not true? Well this guy isn't as bad as he pretends to be. He's a LOT WORSE, that cat-bombing sumbitch.

What can I say? Some acorns don't fall far from the tree and I will love her forever.

I liked raging dave, too. He showed up wearing a kilt at the bar where we met. He said, "Do you know why it's called a kilt? 'Cause you'll get kilt if you make fun of it." I DID NOT make fun of his nancy-dress kilt.

This guy needs a woman to fuck him like a slut and leave him in need of CPR and a set of those heart-attack paddles to get his pump working again. He needs to wake up stuck to his sheets with dried lady-juice one morning. That's MY humble opinion.

That's about all I can handle right now. If I left you off the list, just wait until tomorrow.

Comments

You forgot me,,,but then, i haven't met you, yet.

Posted by: Michele on August 19, 2004 07:08 PM

... what can I say, Acidman?... I just have wonderful taste in the fairer sex... heh.. just wait till you hear her cuss...

Posted by: Eric on August 19, 2004 07:31 PM

Just because I don't kiss and tell, shouldn't reflect on the tales of tail I could tell. Heh.

Posted by: Adam on August 19, 2004 07:54 PM

I've won arguments with you. You just have selective memory loss!

Posted by: Key on August 20, 2004 09:56 AM

Key, put on a sexy bathing suit and I'll let you win our next argument. But I get to take pictures.

Posted by: Acidman on August 20, 2004 10:57 AM
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