Gut Rumbles

August 16, 2004

big drug deal

I bought $50,000 worth of cocaine today. I've got that shit laying all over my house. I look like I've been eating sugared doughnuts from all the snorting I've done. I am high as a kite and I have a bunch of black gang members coming over to the Crackerbox tonight to buy some of my stash. I'm gonna get rich.

I hope my ex-wife's attorney reads this post and copies it to use in court against me the way he did the last time. I ALSO hope that he gets the cops to take out a search warrant and raid the Crackerbox tonight.

WHAT??? No drugs??? No black gang members??? How can this BE? You WROTE IT, so it must be true.

Most of what I write IS true. But I'll throw you a curve ball every now and then.


You I love it. ;)

Posted by: Gennie on August 16, 2004 08:20 PM

Here's hoping she doesn't have any friends on the police force who might be willing to set you up.

Posted by: Denise on August 17, 2004 02:33 AM

There is not a judge alive who has a sense of humor.

Posted by: BJK on August 18, 2004 07:36 PM
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