Gut Rumbles

August 15, 2004

mrs. robinson

I'm gonna say something that probably will piss some people off. But it won't be the first time I've done that and I don't expect it to be the last:

Men age better than wimmen do.

I'm sorry, but that's a fact. Men can get away with gray hair and wrinkles around their eyes. As long as they are half-way fit, with no huge beer bellies or sagging tits, men look RUGGED as they grow older. They exude character, wisdom and maturity. (They usually have MONEY, too.) Younger wimmen sometimes find those traits attractive.

Wimmen just grow old. Their titties droop, their hands resemble crab-claws and they get varicose veins. They don't look good in a bathing suit anymore. They grow wattles under their chins. Their asses either expand to tremendous porportions or shrink to withered shanks. They can't GIVE AWAY the pussy that young men once fought over.

I always wanted to bed an older woman when I was young. I had my chance when I was 27 years old and playing guitar at the Red Lion Lounge at the DeSoto Hilton in downtown Savannah. A teacher's convention was in town that weekend, and I met a woman from Nashville, Tennessee who really liked my music (or liked ME---I'm still not sure which.) She bought me a couple of drinks and I played every request she asked for. She was 45 years old.

I ended up in her room that night and she flat wore me out. BEJUS! That woman knew her way around a bed and she almost killed me. My Mrs. Robinson fantasy was everything I ever dreamed it would be and more. I caught her right at the peak of her sexual prowess and she caught me at the peak of mine. We damn near set that room on fire with the sparks we threw.

I remember taking a brief break that night and just studying her body. She had firm breasts and a tight belly. Her ass was to die for. She had a slight tracing of stretch marks, but they weren't obvious unless you looked closely. She was a very attractive older woman. She had almost no hair on her lower body except for a thick nether bush (that was before wimmen started doing bathing-suit cuts) that I found quite attractive. I grazed there for a long period of time and she had no objections whatsoever. I made her toes curl.

I left the next morning and never saw her again.

I'll bet she's an old woman now.


I have to agree with you 100%. Sucks... but it's true.

Posted by: Becky Mason on August 15, 2004 12:00 PM

Hey wait a cotton-picking about Raquel Welch (age 64) I saw her on TV last week and she didnt look too shabby guys..

AND...Tina Turner (age 65) I saw her in concert in 1997 when she was 58 and she LOOKED better than the majority of the "youngsters" in the audience....

And what about Sophia Loren? She is 70 and she was still hot in the GRUMPY OLD MEN movies...

Dyan Cannon? She is 67 and I bet none of guys would throw her outta your beds....

So lay off this BS about how women dont age as well as men.....

You just aint hanging out with the right women.....

Posted by: Ruth on August 15, 2004 01:40 PM

The problems with searching for older ladies is you have to be more picky about who you take home. I'm always happy to have a nice suger momma around though!

Posted by: Sean on August 15, 2004 02:20 PM

When I was 13 I thought wimmen in their late 30s/early 40s were the hottest thing going. I'm 50 now, nothings changed.

Posted by: ck on August 15, 2004 02:42 PM

I agree with C.K. there,but I hoped you dug a fallout shelter before you posted. You think you got a lot of uh"feedback" for using the "N" word.You in for a real bombing run. Have Fun.

Posted by: big al on August 15, 2004 04:35 PM

At what age do men age better than women? I see a bunch of fat, balding, dumpy men who don't take the time to better their appearance. When I went to my ten year high school reunion, the majority of the guys were fat and balding and the women were still dewy-faced and gorgeous.

Posted by: sugarmama on August 15, 2004 08:13 PM

Wait ten more years, Sugar. I am neither fat NOR bald. I pick 50 as the benchmark where wimmen show their age worse than men do.

Posted by: Acidman on August 15, 2004 08:52 PM

I postulate that men are attracted to beauty, and women to uglyness, something like the way bighorn sheepettes go for the ram with the most mangled head. This would help explain why women aren't all lesbians. It's fun to postulate.

Posted by: Dave Munger on August 15, 2004 09:06 PM

Women are attracted to ugly? Not I, nor any of my female friends...matter of fact, Cary Grant was about as gorgeous as they come, and if my house were on fire, my framed poster of Cary would be the first thing I'd grab....And Sean Connery has a beautiful mouth...actually Sean Connery has a beautiful EVERYTHING, and even at the age of 74 (HIM, not me) I would jump at the chance to SHAG him ROTTEN...

Posted by: Ruth on August 15, 2004 09:20 PM

Hey Ruth, How come you picked all women who've had plastic surgery as examples?? Us working-class 50 year old women have to take what nature doled out and love it. I get more looks now at this age than when I was a hot 20 year old in the bars. Yep, with my stretch marks, lines and big ass.

Posted by: Heather on August 15, 2004 09:21 PM

I dont know that Sophia or Tina had any plastic surgery (Tina claims to have had her nose fixed after the pummeling IKE gave it, but professes that the nose is ALL she had done)
And Sophia claims she has had ZERO surgery (and I believe it, she seems like a classy lady and doesnt come across as a LIAR)
As far as Dyan Cannon goes, I dont know much about her, so I cant comment on her....
Besides, you ought to know that its the broads that have HAD the surgery that look the WORST, CHER, JOAN RIVERS, MELANIE GRIFFITH, VICTORIA GOTTI, and on and on and on....I think the BEAUTIES are the ones who HAVENT gone under the knife.

Posted by: Ruth on August 15, 2004 09:43 PM

2 words: gray pubes.

Posted by: BJK on August 15, 2004 09:56 PM

At what age does THAT happen? Cuz I am pushing 45 and while I do see the occasional grey hair sprouting on my head, SOUTH of the BORDER everything is still in "apple pie order"....(what little I leave, that is)

Posted by: Ruth on August 15, 2004 10:00 PM

Sheesh, if I am close enough to notice the color of the sweet patch of fur surrounding heaven, I am NOT going to be checking for miss clairol! I will have other delightful duties to attend to.

Posted by: Guy S. on August 16, 2004 04:12 AM

Wimmen just grow old. Their titties droop, their hands resemble crab-claws and they get varicose veins. They don't look good in a bathing suit anymore. They grow wattles under their chins. Their asses either expand to tremendous porportions or shrink to withered shanks.

Other than the titties drooping, all that shit happens to men too. Plus they get beer bellies and lose their hair.

I intend to be one fine dame when I'm fifty. Even if my titties are drooping.

Posted by: shell on August 16, 2004 02:20 PM

Other than the titties drooping, all that shit happens to men too.

Shell, did you miss the "manzeer" episode of "Seinfeld"?


Posted by: McGehee on August 16, 2004 05:38 PM

I am 38 and I am way more attracted to older women than younger women ,There is nothing better than a 45 -65 year old.
Older women can shag me any time and I have no problem attracting women of my own age.

Posted by: Colin on September 16, 2004 12:02 PM

I'm a hot young (legal) student, I just need an older, confadant women to take care of me!!! Money is a plus!! But looks and ambitions are everything. All the sex she wants, I'm great for convos too!

Posted by: Paul on March 8, 2005 08:25 PM
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