Gut Rumbles

August 15, 2004

it's happened to me, too

I have a troll running around beshitting my comments and he's using the name of a blogger that I happen to like. I KNOW that the spittle flying from this asshole troll is NOT what Drumwaster would write. The same bastard has called himself raging dave for a while, which I knew was a lie from the first comment because I MET DAVE in Tacoma and I know he has more dignity than that.

What motivates such a person? Does he think he's being clever? I don't. The guy is a fucking vandal, spray-painting graffitti on other people's walls and running off cackling into the night like a complete moron. I'll bet he gets a LOT of pussy. (That's a sarcasm alert, by the way)

I could name several bloggers out there that I don't like. Their views are too liberal, they piss me off with what they write and I disagree with everything they have to say. But I'll give them credit for one thing. They don't HIDE behind someone else's identity when they write. They hang their asses out there the same way I do and I can respect that attitude even if I DO disagree with their opinions.

People such as this troll have called themselves "Acidman" in the past and left some really shitty comments on blogs, using MY NAME to do it. Very few bloggers ever got pissed off at me because of that crap, because they KNEW that I didn't write those comments, the same way that I know Drumwaster and Raging Dave didn't write the shit posted on my site.

If I write a shitty comment to you, you'll damned well KNOW that I did it. I'll probably follow it up with an email so that you ARE CERTAIN that it's me. I'm not afraid of pissing people off, but I WILL NOT do it using someone else's name. I am loud-mouthed, opinionated and egotistical, but I AM NOT A COWARD, nor a vandal.

I despise people who are.


When we were teens, me and Raging Dave used to watch Drummy's drunk Mom fuck him in his dirty asshole with a strap-on.

After she was through, Drumwaster would run off to a corner and suck his thumb while he sobbed and nursed his sore browneye. Then we'd all take turns fucking his fat skank mother or my faggot brother. We were just kids. You know how it is.

Posted by: Jason Kallini on August 15, 2004 10:42 AM

Yeah, brilliant comment, asswipe.

Posted by: Acidman on August 15, 2004 11:25 AM

Man, I must have really slapped them hard to get them so pissed off, eh? Thanks for the assist, amigo.

Of course, when a troll says something so stupid ("I do not have to prove the things I claim"), he deserves every whack aimed at him.

Keep up the great work.

Posted by: Drumwaster on August 15, 2004 11:42 AM

Incredible. It is people like *it* that make me wonder if leftism isn't really some form of mental retardation.

Posted by: Deb on August 15, 2004 12:34 PM

We used to kill people like this back in Cambodia.

Posted by: John Kerry on August 15, 2004 03:03 PM


Posted by: GORDON on August 15, 2004 03:04 PM

Fuck off troll. I served in the Navy back in Veitnam with Kerry.

Posted by: Drumwaster on August 15, 2004 04:15 PM

Apparently I owe the real Drumwaster an apology.

Posted by: Wildman7316 on August 15, 2004 07:32 PM

So you are telling me that if a person comments under the guise of another person that they are a cowardly scumbag?

Posted by: THE TROLL on August 15, 2004 08:41 PM

Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying.

Posted by: Acidman on August 15, 2004 10:31 PM

You can already post under a pseudonym, and your IP can be tracked or blocked no matter what name you log comments under.
To post utter shit under another persons handle is not only the act of an easily amused coward, it's flat out stupid.
Rob likes bitchslapping your kind, I would have banned your IP by now you pathetic bastard.

Posted by: Graumagus on August 15, 2004 10:44 PM

"Yes. That's EXACTLY what I'm saying.."

You hear that DRUMWASTER? You're a fucking scumbag and a coward.

Your friend Drumwaster does the same thing all the time on his own blog with anyone that has an opposing opinion. Unlike you, when someone offers a different perspective, Drumwaster just edits their comments to say what he wants to say because he fails at reasoned debate. Fromclever editing to outright lies posting shit like I have here about buggering sheep and such. This has been payback and nothing more.

Posted by: THE TROLL on August 15, 2004 11:51 PM

Yo, Mr. "Kerry"... (laughing as I type this), after reading Acidman's post about what Ms. Coulter said about you, I am compelled to wonder if you maybe didn't mean to say this, instead...

"THEY used to shoot people like this in Cambodia. (under breath, to self...) lucky I got out alive..."

Just wonderin'...
(aaand gigglin'...)

Posted by: Stevie on August 16, 2004 07:09 AM

I hear you, troll, But you need to remember that YOU are the one that is making the post. I'm just making sure that you actually speak the truth, not your standard homoerotic fantasies about your betters.

Right on the front page, I explicitly warn you (and anyone else) that any offensive comments or e-mail submissions are subject to be suitably edited without warning, without notice, and without apology. You don't know how to post anything but, so your comments are open for whatever "re-enlightenment" I deem appropriate.

If you don't like the rules, don't comment there. (Nice of you to confirm that you are the only one doing the trolling, by the way, despite the numerous names you use. Exactly how many personalities do you have, Sybil?)

I could also post offensive stuff on liberal posts under your most common pseudonym to try and ruin your reputation, but you don't have enough of a positive rep to ruin. Much like writing a check on a bank account that doesn't exist.

I've actually met some really nice people due to your efforts. I couldn't have done better if I had been paying you for it, so keep it up, asshat. I'll be laughing with every new link.

Posted by: Drumwaster on August 16, 2004 03:27 PM

Maybe later you can fuck my mouth?

Posted by: Drumwaster on August 16, 2004 10:06 PM

Well, I know this is a bit late--and a bit obvious--but that certainly isn't me making that first comment. And I apologize for this troll's idiotic behavior.

I'm a fan of the site, BTW. At least this idiot picked a good one to cause trouble at . . .

Posted by: Jason Kallini on September 4, 2004 10:52 PM
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