Gut Rumbles

August 14, 2004

sick shit

This is sick shit.

I am got-dam sorry I missed it.

ME: carry-around: Colt .38 revolver, 2" barrel and loud as hell, loaded with red-tip hollow points. Nice pistol. I can't hit shit with it beyond about 10 feet, but it's meant for reaching out and touching someone up close. It's a damned good weapon. Very reliable, powerful and LOUD.

Knife: a 2" Buck folding pocketknife that Quinton bought me for Father's Day when he was five. I love that knife, but it ain't for fighting. That's why I carry a gun.

Sword: don't have one. But I DO own a genuine, razor-sharp Bowie knife. In close quarters, it'll beat a sword any day.

Bejus! I LOVE the smell of testosterone in the morning!


.. you missed a good night, that's for sure... bring your .38, and come on up... hell, Rick and Georgia survived a visit.. I suspect you will too...

Posted by: Eric on August 14, 2004 01:54 PM

I carry a Walther PPKS loaded with Blue Glasers. I also carry a machete in my car....and I know how to use it. Knives? I haven't been carrying but I shoud. I train regularly on how to disarm a man attacking with a knife though.

Posted by: The New American Revolutionist on August 14, 2004 11:27 PM

Knives scare me worse than guns do. I agree with what Jimmy Hoffa once said--- I'd rather jump a gun than a knife any day.

Posted by: Acidman on August 15, 2004 08:31 AM

Carry gun: Depending on how I'm dressed, which affects how I can carry, either a Glock 26 or Glock 19 in 9mm.

Knife: Benchmade Model 940 Osborne. Blade length is 3.4 inches. Its used more than anything else to open letters and packages. It will serve as a defensive weapon if necessary.

Museum Replicas/Windlass Steelcraft Bone Handle Rapier. I'd link directly to MU's site but it appears to be down at the moment.

Paul Chen/CAS Iberia Shinto Katana. Everything on this sword is "authentic" in terms of what it's made of, except the cording on the scabbard which appears to be nylon. It has a true differentially-tempered blade which gives it a real temper line, or hamon.

Now all I need is a good shotgun and a rifle or two. I'm working on those.

Posted by: RadarRider on August 15, 2004 07:28 PM

Buy a good .12-gauge shotgun, preferably a pump-action. Just the SOUND of that rascal when you rack a shell scares the shit out of goblins. Get a 30.06 rifle and practice with targets more than 100 yards away. You'll like that rifle.

Buy a .410 shotgun and saw down both the barrel and the stock. Yeah, I KNOW it's illegal, but you'll end up with one of the best home protection weapons you'll ever own. You can fire that sumbitch almost like a pistol (use BOTH HANDS or it'll jump up and beat you to a pulp) but .00 buckshot tends to deter anybody who wants to mess with you.

Not that I OWN a sawed-off shotgun. I'm just sayin'....

Posted by: Acidman on August 16, 2004 11:04 AM

Oh yes, definitely a pump shottie, like a Mossberg 500 or similar. You'll appreciate this: My father has a good friend, Bill, who moved down to Phoenix a few years ago. He threw a farewell party out at his place and he another friend of his got to talking about home defense weapons. The friend asked Bill what kind he would recommend. Bill replied that he would get a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun. He then recounted a story demonstrating its effectiveness. He was awakened late one night by a sound outside his house. He got up, buck naked, and grabbed his shotgun. He went out to the living room by the front door where he heard sounds like someone was trying to get in. As he didn't keep a round chambered, he racked the slide with authority. The next thing he heard was a quiet "Oh shit!" followed by the sound of footsteps running away.

I think you and Bill would get along just fine.

Posted by: RadarRider on August 16, 2004 01:27 PM

Carry: Glock 30 with 11 rounds of .45 acp Hydrashock
Knife: Paul Chen Italian Main Gauche
Sword: Irish Hand and Half or Paul Chen Italian Rapier

Posted by: Zandar Grieg on August 16, 2004 02:43 PM

Radar, I've NEVER heard anything but running feet when I rack my .12-gauge. That's a sound goblins don't like.

Posted by: Acidman on August 18, 2004 11:12 AM

Ive got me an M-16 good fer cutting down crowds of communist bastards pigs. Gotta protect tha compound somehow.

Fer a knife got me a razor sharp machete good fer chopping hands off thieves and trespassers.

Well I aint got no sword but I got a turn of the century cannon that'll bloww off someones freakin legs

Posted by: BackWoods Hooligan on September 17, 2004 01:20 PM

this is really gay because i can't even see what is so dam sick oh well im out and i aint neaver comin back again

Posted by: horrible hag on January 25, 2005 03:11 PM
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