Gut Rumbles

August 02, 2004


People who call me trying to sell things that I don't want to buy piss me off in the first place, but WHY do so many of those people have a television blaring in the background, two younguns squawling like scalded dogs and somebody yapping behind them in a screechy voice? Got-dam! If you're going to MARKET over the phone, at least have the decency to act like a professional, not some piece of trailer-trash.

TURN OFF THE FUCKING TELEVISION. Either get the kids to shut up or kill them. Throw mother-in-law or whoever that screechy bitch is out in the back yard and toss her a couple of beers. Tell her that if she opens her mouth for anything other than a drink of beer, you're gonna slit her throat. Pretend that you have a REAL job and operate from a quiet office.

Try that, just as common courtesy for the people you are pestering. I'm STILL not gonna buy anything from you, but you won't piss me off so badly.


Know the feeling. Everytime someone phones me ,the old lady ,kids and the damn dogs seem to go off on cue. They should work for something in show business as they hit thier marks better then most actors.(and louder)

Posted by: big al on August 2, 2004 11:39 PM

Thing that pisses me off the most is their clairvoyance. Every one of em knows when my ass hits the dinner chair. If you call during dinner, expect my voice mail.

Posted by: Larry on August 3, 2004 07:47 PM
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