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June 29, 2004

More on Moore

The inimitable Frank J. gives his impression of michael Moore and I can't argue with a word of it. Okay... MAYBE I could argue with the part about Aquaman (even Aquaman could kick Michael Moore's thunderbutt ass-- as long as Michael Moore didn't EAT Aquaman first.) but the rest of the screed is on target. (How could you MISS a target as large as Michael Moore's ass? Got-dam! A BLIND MAN could hit that.)

Anyway, Frank had one of those momentary flashes of brilliance he occasionally displays when he's not sequestered in a dark room with his crack-pipe, and I believe that you should go read it.

Comments

You and Frank are both wrong. Any fight between Moore and Aquaman is patently impossible. Moore would never go into the water for fear that there might be soap in it.

Posted by: Peter on June 29, 2004 10:37 AM

Let's see you write better when on crack and in a dark room.

Posted by: Frank J. on June 29, 2004 10:38 AM

Hell, Frank--- how do you think I write?

Posted by: Acidman on June 29, 2004 11:17 AM

I read it. Frank doesn't seem to be very funny or smart.
Another waste of bandwidth.

But I just LOVE what this lil' movie is doing to y'all!
Have any of you seen it yet?

Posted by: MildlyDisturbed on June 29, 2004 11:32 AM

School is starting in August and due to my HIV I won't be returning until December, which is when we vote for studen council. I've already got my plan. I'm setting up all my Michael Moore cool stuff and making posters and I'm going to pretend to be Michael Moore! Isn't that cool? I wish I were him already. I'm almost as large and I have the glasses and I'm even starting to grow the facial hair? The virus though is causing me to slim down. Bummer.


Did I mention that I hump my pillow at night and guess who I pretend it is? YOU BET!! The great and large MMoore!

Posted by: MILDLYSIDTURBED on June 29, 2004 07:32 PM

DID I MENTION THAT I'M ALSO OBCESSED WITH ACIDMAN AND WISH I WERE HIM?

I've left my peace in many other blogger's comments. They will find me, hunt me down and destroy me. I left behind my racist rants in some very liberal blogs and they know me. They know where I live, and I will force them to vote for Bush only because I hate him. I hate myself. I will die. I will die. I will die. Just wait and see. Someone will splatter my sister's brains all over her bathroom mirror and I will pay for the crime. I am Michael Moore.

Posted by: MILDLYDISTURBED on June 29, 2004 07:46 PM

Hey Mildly,

Why didn't you answer my questions pertaining to the Iraq war that I posted here yesterday?

Fucking pussy ass bumper-sticker spouting waste of DNA...

Posted by: rightisright on June 29, 2004 11:01 PM

Didn't answer me on the same thread.

What you said,Right, plus: You suck the festering pustulent cock of Beezellbub, MD

Posted by: wes jackson on June 30, 2004 03:49 AM

MD's only purpose of leaving comments is to troll. He doesn't want to debate, he can't. He has no clue what he's talking about. He's a bored, overweight, zit faced, lowlife kid who has nothing else better to do than to spend 24/7 on the internet tolling people's blogs. If he really had an opinion and truly had contrasing beliefs, he would say what was on his mind, leave, and never come back. Who visits websites that they don't like? Acidman need to ban him or we all need to start ignoring him. He's not worth arguing with.

Posted by: Sam on June 30, 2004 10:52 PM
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