Gut Rumbles

June 26, 2004

double standards

What if I had said this crap, only substituted "black" for "white," and white for black? Would it be a racist rant?

"White people scare the crap out of me. Ö I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord Ö never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say, 'We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!'"

"It was when Moore went into a rant about how the passengers on the planes on 11 September were scaredy-cats because they were mostly white. If the passengers had included black men, he claimed, those killers, with their puny bodies and unimpressive small knives, would have been crushed by the dudes, who as we all know take no disrespect from anybody." -- From an article by Yasmin Alibhai-Brown describing a Michael Moore show in London

Naw, that's not a racist rant from a blithering idiot. That's the brilliant thinking of Michael Moore, the darling of the left.


Moore is a sack of shit. In his shitty movie, Bowling for Columbine, he depicts in a cartoon, evil white slavemasters storming into Africa capturing the poor helpless peaceful blacks in a net, taking them out of the paradise that is Africa, and forcing them into the horrible White racist America. Nevermind the fact that there were just as many white slaves (if not more) as black slaves, or the fact that they were sold into slavery by their own tribesmen. No Michael Moore, you didnt address those issues now did you? Keep continuing to blame whites for all of societies ills, you disgusting unshaven sack of dogshit

Posted by: Georgia Bob on June 26, 2004 03:13 PM

Never been attacked by a black person? I have a list of places he can go to get that cured. Or he could just ask almost any black person.

Posted by: Walter E. Wallis on June 26, 2004 03:23 PM

"I have never been attacked by a black person"
Oh, really. Try waddling thru South Central LA or the Mission District in SF @ 0200 hours. Won't be enough left to scrape up with a spatula.

What a pantload....

Posted by: CAULI4NYUN on June 26, 2004 05:47 PM

Don't get me started on that fucking asshole. He is one of the most dangerous piles of shite we have walking the planet.

Posted by: Lori on June 26, 2004 07:13 PM

He's big enough to be three completely separate adult persons - he doesn't fool me. He fears nothing. Including stupidity.

Posted by: Deb on June 26, 2004 08:18 PM

Life is getting curiouser and curiouser. Check out Bill Clinton's online diary. Ex-presidents have blogs too?

Posted by: Lump on June 26, 2004 08:31 PM

He's not just a complete racist, he's a total fucking idiot!!!!! Jesus Christ; the sheer lack of a fucking brain displayed in that speach of his is indicative that the fat fuck probably ate it by accident one day.

Posted by: Steve on June 26, 2004 08:36 PM

Moore is a private citizen and can say whatever he wants.
Why do conservatives hate American freedoms so much? You should all go live in France!
Mangez la merde!

Posted by: MildlyDisturbed on June 26, 2004 09:57 PM

I hate fucking white people too. I wish I could be Michael Moore. He doesn't do what he does for the money, media attention, and for using his money and celebrity to try and sway voters his way. I'd suck his fat little cock if I could.

Posted by: MILDLYDISTURBED on June 26, 2004 10:39 PM

I love being imped by ill-educated, red state trailer trash!
Send me some hate mail, too!

Posted by: MildlyDisturbed on June 26, 2004 11:20 PM

That troll is a really nasty piece of work.

I made the mistake of looking at his website. Another "anyone but Bush" site. Yawn.

Won't do that again.

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on June 27, 2004 03:56 AM

40% of violent crime in the US is committed by black males, who are 6% of the population, according to FBI arrest reports.

I would imagine most of that crime is committed by 10% of the 6%.

Thanks a lot, guys.

Posted by: Brett on June 27, 2004 07:55 AM

I can think of several white people Moore shold fear.

Posted by: Jim on June 27, 2004 09:05 AM

2502 cool eh?

Posted by: credit reports on August 31, 2004 08:58 AM

If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would
be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call
you to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be be expected to throw
another party next year.

What you should do is throw the kind of party where your guest wake up
several days from now and call their lawyers to find out if they've
been indicted for anything. You want your guests to be so anxious to
avoid a recurrence of your party that they immediately start planning
parties of their own, a year in advance, just to prevent you from
having another one ...

If your party is successful, the police will knock on your door, unless
your party is very successful in which case they will lob tear gas
through your living room window. As host, your job is to make sure
that they don't arrest anybody. Or if they're dead set on arresting
someone, your job is to make sure it isn't you ...
Credit Report

Posted by: Credit Report on November 21, 2004 08:20 AM
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