June 23, 2004
he still makes my skin crawl
If I had to describe Bill Clinton in one word, it would be "asshole." I prefer "Self-Aggrandizing, Lying, Dick-Driven, Posturing, Pompous Asshole," but that's more than one word. Still, it's MY humble opinion of the man.
Go read this and tell me where I'm wrong. I feel compelled to make a few comments.
Speaking on a Panorama programme to be broadcast on Tuesday night, Mr Clinton accused the press of helping the far- right and liking "to hurt people".
No shit, Sherlock. Sex sells. Most people can't find Bosnia on a globe, but they know a Quest For Pussy when they see one. You held the highest office in the land and squandered your "legacy" for a whiff of quim. You cared more about a cigar and a 19 year-old intern than YOU did about Bosnia, you lying fuck. Does the term "self-control" exist in your vocabulary? How about "honor," or "duty?" No, I didn't think so.
Mr Clinton reacted after presenter David Dimbleby asked him why he had an affair with Ms Lewinsky when he knew he was under investigation by special prosecutor Kenneth Starr for other matters.
See? It wasn't CLINTON'S FAULT! It was that nasty right-wing conspiracy that caught him with his dick in the wringer. Poor judgment, thinking with the wrong head and being a complete horn-dog asshole had nothing to do with it. I just hope the lying bastard never wags his finger at ME. I don't know where that elongated digit has been.
"And that's why people like you always help the far-right, because you like to hurt people, and you like to talk about how bad people are and all their personal failings.
I don't know, Bill. That quote sounds a lot like the motto of the Democratic National Committee. Cry me a river, as if you HAD NO personal failings. You fucked up, big time, over a piece of ass. You're not the first man ever to do that, but I expect more from a President. Everybody should.
It is believed that he even made time in his tight schedule to talk off camera to the Panorama team for 15 minutes after the interview ended.
I am amazed. Bill Clinton talked for 15 more minutes after the interview? That motor-mouth will be talking when his coffin is lowered into the grave. That's one of Bill's problems. He doesn't know when the fuck to shut up.
Mr Clinton also revealed that in the wake of the Monica Lewinsky affair he was banished to the sofa by his wife Hillary at home, while ordering bombing attacks on al-Qaeda at work.
BWHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Did anybody besides ME fall on the floor laughing at that line? If the man had a genuine Southern wife, he'd have been dodging cast-iron frying pans and AFRAID to go to sleep for fear of suffering a Bobbitt in the night. Yeah, he stepped all over his dick, but still bombed al-Qaeda. Whatta man.
"I was just glad to be among the living there at home and frankly, perhaps I shouldn't acknowledge this, but it was a relief to have to go to work and concentrate on something else because otherwise I would have nothing to think about all day long but what a bad fella I'd been."
You damn sure didn't want to think about THAT, did you, Bill? You didn't think when you did it, because it wasn't the first time, and you don't like to think about it now. Tough shit. Actions have consequences. Accept YOURS, you whining prick.
I've always had a picture in my mind of Bill Clinton as a strutting drum major pretending to lead a band. He high-steps and waves his baton as long as he's out front. If he band turns the corner and leaves him alone in the street, he just dashes down the nearest alley, emerges in front of the band again and keeps on strutting. He did that posturing act for eight years in the White House.
And he hasn't changed a bit since.
(UPDATE: More on the same thing here)
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