Gut Rumbles

June 17, 2004

a down day

My grass needs mowing. I didn't mow it. I sat on my boney Cracker ass and wasted this entire day. I finished reading the book I started in Key West and took a couple of very refreshing naps on my sofa. I ate some clam chowder, some fresh corn that I bought from a roadside market and then buried my sunburned face in a seedless watermelon.

I'll probably shit like Moody's Goose tomorrow.

I've begun to appreciate the simple pleasures of life. Have you ever just gnawed a watermelon where the juice ran down your chin and dripped off your bare chest? Did you ever just sit cross-legged on the floor and savor every bite of that sweet, juicy melon? I did that today.

I also think about having a woman with me when I do such things. "Sit here next to me. Close your eyes, open your mouth and trust me." Imagine cutting off a seedless piece of melon and feeding it to her with your bare hands. Imagine the sigh of pleasure she exhales when she tastes the melon. Imagine giving her a big, wet kiss afterward.

I can't help it. I think watermelon is sexy.


How is that seedless WM?

As good as the seeded?

Posted by: rightisright on June 18, 2004 01:02 AM

Man, I never thought about watermelon being SEXY. That is, until I read your last paragraph. . . . *evil grin

Posted by: Kate on June 18, 2004 07:01 AM

where have you been all my life?? I was reading and well before the last paragraph I was thinking "that would be nice to kiss some of the sweetness as it dripped down your chest." I love the "trust me" thing too. I can imagine peaches with cream and big wet kisses after........quit you've got me going and I'm stuck here all day. Well maybe take a fantasy bathroom break!! Thanks Rob!! ~Chelle

Posted by: Chelle on June 18, 2004 09:29 AM
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