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June 15, 2004

food

For a while, especially before I took my vacation in Costa Rica, I couldn't eat. I had no appetite. Even when I felt hungry, I would take one bite of food and want no more. I believe that I almost corroded my stomach lining out during that time.

Thank Bejus those days are past now. I've eaten like a rutting hog since I've been in Key West. You name it, I've eaten it. Sea food, prime rib, conch, soups and stews, and even one very rare redheaded woman.

I LOVE this place.

Comments

Damn. I generally wait to get my pecker back in my pants before I go tell everybody about it. But only just barely.

Posted by: Velociman on June 15, 2004 06:33 PM

..nothing like a healthy lust for life...

Posted by: Eric on June 15, 2004 06:34 PM

So why are you typing things? Go back for seconds already.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on June 15, 2004 06:49 PM

Dear Rob:

What does one put on rare Redhead? I know that out here, a little soy and wasabi is all that's required for Redhead, Blonde, Brunette, Yellotail, and Ahi.

Bon Appetit!

- Will

Posted by: Will on June 15, 2004 06:58 PM

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Congrats Acidman.

Posted by: Tim on June 15, 2004 08:34 PM

MMM hm!

Rare redheads and Jello brand gelatin...

...they both quiver when you eat them.

Posted by: Desert Cat on June 15, 2004 09:37 PM

So Rob, where are the pictures you mentioned? Don't they have battery chargers in Key West? I'm thinking Costa Rica was the same.

I call bullshit.

I don't think you've ever left your living room.

Posted by: Yep. You bet. on June 16, 2004 12:45 AM

So the next time you have a lil "rare Redhead" care to share?? Oh to be you!! Post some pics pls pls pls. Don't make me beg!

Posted by: Chelle on June 16, 2004 07:31 AM

Rob,

Chelle is ripe and ready for a three-way! She is hot and can fulfill many of your fantasies, right down to the red painted toenails! I will hook you up if I can watch, OK??

Posted by: The Parson on June 16, 2004 09:33 AM

Well brunettes are fine man
And blondes are fun
But when it comes to getting the dirty job done

I'll take a red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a read headed woman
To get a dirty job done

Well listen up stud
Your life's been wasted
Til you've got down on your knees and tasted

A red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a read headed woman
To get a dirty job done

Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you've got baby, waiting under there
Big green eyes that look like, son
They can see every cheap thing that you ever done

Well I don't care how many girls you've dated, man
But you ain't lived till you've had your tires rotated

By a red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a read headed woman
To get a dirty job done

- Bruce Springsteen

Posted by: DAve on June 16, 2004 12:40 PM

I've got an ex down there. She's great in the sack, just don't tell her your name. She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Posted by: Geoffrey on June 16, 2004 01:53 PM

You name it, I've eaten it. Sea food, prime rib, conch, soups and stews, and even one very rare redheaded woman.
_________

Now you have to marry her. ;)

Posted by: RoguePlanet on June 16, 2004 07:01 PM

handy klingeltoene wow , just found this site again . Back in Germany ,Düsseldorf are still going strong I hope to be in Holland with them in February . Check them out on 13th Feb.

Posted by: Handy Klingeltoene on September 18, 2004 04:00 AM
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