Gut Rumbles

June 12, 2004

why older men are better in bed

* We've done it before.

* We know what works.

* We're in no hurry.

* We feel flattered, and CHALLENGED, by a younger woman.

* We meet challenges.

* What we lack in youth, we more than make up for in technique.

* Been there, done that. Younger wimmen haven't.

* We have more money than the young stud-muffins do.

* We APPRECIATE the attention.

* Aged beef is better than veal.

That is my last post for today.


"If the girl screams out DADDY during sex, the older man will believe her excuse that he reminds her of her dad."

Posted by: Laurence Simon on June 12, 2004 08:25 AM

I'm 46 and for awhile dated a luscious gal of 26. Yep, "Daddy" was what she called me...

Posted by: Mike on June 12, 2004 09:32 AM

Women my age get distressed when their male contemporaries start casting an eye at the young lovelies.

My female contemporaries have taught me that the disposition does not improve with age and aging, so why not go for the good looks instead?

Posted by: Brett on June 12, 2004 10:21 AM

When I was 43 I dated a 32-year-old beauty. Everyone else was afraid to ask her out. I've been turned down before, and can live with it. She didn't turn me down--ever.

My philosophy is that if only 1 percent of the available women will go to bed with me, I need to be asking 100.

Posted by: Mike on June 12, 2004 02:42 PM

*Again, agreed
*Have you seen MTV lately?

*No, it isn't

Posted by: JMFlynny on June 12, 2004 02:52 PM

My date just dumped me to run out and fuck Bob Dole.

Posted by: MildlyDisturbed on June 12, 2004 10:41 PM

Being could have started and ended with that.

Posted by: Key on June 14, 2004 04:25 PM

My favorite reason wasn't listed. Older men often receive as much or more satisfaction from a woman's pleasure as she does. It seems that theirs comes much later and as an almost after thought. Which leads to never being rushed and never wondering when she gets to catch up with him!
At least with mine and our 15 year difference anyways. I always did have a thing for older men though, I hope I never get over it!

Posted by: Joy on June 17, 2004 11:51 AM

6047 cool eh?

Posted by: credit reports on August 31, 2004 09:02 AM

When my boyfiend was in jail, I was lonely and fell for his adoptive father. Dave was a 65 year old white man. I, at 22 was young enough to be his grand daughter. Being from an indian background, it was very difficult to even think about a white guy, let alone open your legs for him. I went against my culture and have never regretted the decision. Dave made me feel like a real woman. He spent loads of time giving me oral, something my indian boyfriend found disgusting! He was very well endownded (9 inches) and enjoyed making love to me. We are doing it without protection, so hopefully he will get me pregnant soon. My fella is locked away and I am enjoying it!

Posted by: Yasmin on March 28, 2010 07:52 AM
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