Gut Rumbles
 

June 03, 2004

the face of leftism

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I do not like Ted Kennedy. I don't like ANY rotten bastard who got away with manslaughter and went back to the Senate instead of a richly-deserved jail cell. I don't like filthy rich people who claim to care about the poor and never met a tax hike they didn't love, as long as they get to keep their own money.

I don't like posturing gas-bags. And I damn sure don't respect ANYBODY who got his ass whupped by Jimmy Carter. But I believe that old Ted serves a useful purpose. He represents everything in this world that I never want to be.

That's the face of leftist America today: puffy, mottled, ugly and devoid of conscience.

(UPDATE: Anybody got a caption for that photo? I just thought of several good ones. That finger in the air really triggered my creative juices.)


Comments

Bring me the taxpayer's rectum!

Posted by: Velociman on June 3, 2004 05:42 PM

How about: "Bend over! Here I come again!"

Posted by: Acidman on June 3, 2004 05:47 PM

"You're not good enough to pull MY finger, but I'll sure as hell pull yours for a shot of that Clan McGregor."

Posted by: Roy AlderseBaes on June 3, 2004 06:06 PM

"Another fifth barkeep!"

Posted by: Malthorn on June 3, 2004 06:10 PM

I plead the fifth.

Posted by: Jim Thomas on June 3, 2004 07:17 PM

"Jeez, I only killed one person."

Posted by: Chris G on June 3, 2004 07:35 PM

"I, er uh, swear Joanie. I , er uh only had one Scotch."

Posted by: rightisright on June 3, 2004 08:03 PM

" Erm, John, before you go, where did you say that botox clinic was?"

Posted by: DeoDuce on June 3, 2004 08:34 PM

"I motion for Sandra Day O' Connor to show us her tits!"

Posted by: horse with no-- on June 3, 2004 08:42 PM

Do not pull or smell it. There's no telling where it's been.

Posted by: Jim on June 3, 2004 08:43 PM

"No, you want to take a left and drive along the bay. If you turn right, you gotta go over a bridge, and take it from me, Senator, that drop-off's a doozie!"

Posted by: El Capitan on June 3, 2004 09:44 PM

How do you like my earrings?

Posted by: tim on June 3, 2004 11:50 PM

Kennedy reminds me more of Baron Harkonnen from the movie Dune.

By the way, Saturday is the 36th anniversary of Palestinian Sirhan Sirhan's assassination of RFK. The present conflict started LONG before 9/11.

Posted by: Aaron's Rantblog on June 4, 2004 02:10 AM

"Senator Gutrumbles, if you let me finger your mouth I'll get rid of that tooth pain."

Posted by: Beast of Bourbon on June 4, 2004 03:15 AM

(Spoken with an Arkansas drawl): "Ah did NOT drown that campaign volunteer!"

Posted by: Anthony L. on June 4, 2004 09:40 AM

As a professional Booger-Eating Mowron, let me just demonstrate......!

Posted by: Alacat on June 4, 2004 10:09 AM

" Thats what I said . My I.Q. Is one. "
" What? No. Not one hundred, ONE! "

Posted by: sefton on June 4, 2004 10:44 AM

"Let's see which way the wind is blowing today. We've got a press conference in 20 minutes."

Posted by: mike on June 4, 2004 11:24 AM

Vomit

Posted by: Jack on June 4, 2004 11:55 AM

"No, really... my Democrat shit doesn't stink. Here, have a whiff..."

Posted by: gregor on June 4, 2004 04:43 PM

desktop wallpaper

Posted by: desktop wallpaper on July 9, 2004 10:53 AM
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