Gut Rumbles

April 25, 2004

i get 'em every day

Who the hell is "The Other Mike?" Obviously. he can't amount to much, or he would be THE MIKE. It must be wonderful to go through life classifying yourself as a second-class citizen. That certainly is the way to lend strength to your opinions, especially when they are as purile as TOM's are.


What a stupid fucking moron you've become. (Uhhh... that would be in YOUR OPINION, right? Well, anybody who calls himself "The Other Mike" doesn't carry much weight with me. If you were THE MIKE, I might listen to you, but I doubt it. You're an obnoxious asshole, and I don't listen to obnoxious assholes.)

Do you actually think that those paper mills you discussed simply
stopped pumping their toxic waste into the river because it made economic
sense? Of course not, you stupid fuck. They did it because the
community told them to stop. That's being an environmentalist. (It made perfect economic sense, you blithering idiot. I am delighted that industry cleaned up its act and made the air and water cleaner. But do you, in your sheer ignorance of business, believe that CORPORATIONS paid for the cleanup? They DID NOT. People who buy their products paid every dime in increased prices. What really chaps my Cracker ass now is "environmentalists" who want to double prices again to get no bang for the buck. When the river is 99.5% clean, you don't spend a gadzillion dollars to get that other 0.5% of pollution. That's what environmentalists want.)

Money makes Mother Nature happy

Are you on crack? (No, I'm on sanity. You should try it some time.)

If you want to shit on your little piece of God's Green Earth, go
ahead. Wallow like a pig in shit if that's what gets you off. But when
your droppings start affecting those around you, you've crossed the line.(Unlike YOU polluting my blog with shit-stained assholery? C'mon, man. Play by the same rules you expect of giant corporations. Your droppings are not welcome here, and they are affecting those around me. GET OFF MY LAND! You stink the place up and your bullshit irritates me. Go flog your dong somewhere else.)

Money makes Mother Nature happy..... indeed... (Yes, sir. Indeed.)


And, BTW, the "community DID NOT make them stop. Some Bitch lawyer sued their ass
to make them stop. Then the Corporation added the cost of the lawsuit, their own lawyers fees, the clean-up, and every other damn thing to the cost of the product they sell, and it's ALL paid for by the customer!

GRRRRRR............simpletons, every one

Posted by: wes jackson on April 25, 2004 02:01 PM

And, I thought I was rough with him...*snort*
My comment is under the original post.
(Acidman, you get that email I sent ya?)

Bravo to the both of and Wes.

Hey...we could be the new A-Team. (Acidman Team?)
Annihilating trolls where ever they phantasmagori-tize. (Like the vampiric ghouls they are....)

Posted by: Stevie on April 25, 2004 03:52 PM

So let me get this straight:

You three pinheads - Acidman, Wes and [snicker] Stevie - would rather have the water/land/air polluted FIRST, then have the community or government come in afterwards to force the clean up?

What a bunch of blithering idiots....

Posted by: The Other Mike S. on April 25, 2004 03:59 PM

Don't worry about it Mike, these people aren't exactly rocket scientists. A-Man hasn't figured out that his beloved industry treats all of us exactly how Kerr-McGee treated him and Stevie hasn't had an original thought since A-Man got his last unaided erection.

Hey Rob, don't forget to mention to mention when you last took a shit, Stevie is feeling a little constipated and could use some guidance.

Posted by: Gumby on April 25, 2004 04:34 PM


(Okay. "Pinheads" did make me laugh, but, other than that...)

What the hell EVER.

Other come here, show yer ass, then act surprised when someone shoves your head up it.
Why is that?

And, Gumby (damn it!)...Three sentences, two clichés. WHOM doesn't have an original thought, ye blogless dipstick?

Posted by: Stevie on April 25, 2004 05:10 PM

By the way, Gumby? Is there an echo in there?

Posted by: Stevie on April 25, 2004 06:07 PM

Mikey'd probably be really upset if he found out I celebrate every earth day by tossing an entire pack of styrofoam cups on the barbie and sending their sacred smoke ascending up the nose of his Mother.

And I flush three times, too, just to be sure. And I've taught my kids the same trick.

Posted by: Bane on April 25, 2004 06:59 PM

The amazing thing is that "the other mike s(hithead)'s..... title is:

wait for it!!!........


No Nanny State???...from the same fucktard who's advocating the very same thing!???!!.

Absofuckingloutley outrageous!

And ridiculous, to boot.

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on April 25, 2004 08:43 PM

See? That's what an imbecilic troglodite the guy really is.

If you object to lawyers getting rich at the cost of every person in this coiuntry, that means you WANT the enviornment ruined.

If you object to every person in this country paying through the nose for onerous laws that go way beyond what is needed to effect a proper clean ENOUGH world, then you are a pinhead.

Oh my Aching Ass!!!

The Main reason gas is so fucking high in this state of mine? The Evirodweebs have not allowed a refinery to be built for over thirty YEARS!!!

I don't even have words for the stupidity of feeble minded people like this....................well, I do, but I don't want to hog this comment space.

Posted by: wes jackson on April 25, 2004 09:21 PM

*Standing ovation, with much clapping, cheering and whistling*

Posted by: Stevie on April 26, 2004 01:08 AM

Jim and [snicker] Stevie: In you honor, on Thursday, I'll do a post to enlighten your stupid asses.

Wes: You sure pulled a pile out of your ass, didn't you? Where did you get that tripe? Certainly not from any of my posts.

And finally, A-man: Now I'm absolutely certain you're an idiot. Did you actually read what you wrote, or did it just dribble out? You comment about how certain companies polluted the environment, and then their customers got the privilege of paying for the clean up. You make that sound like a great and noble thing. How fucking insane is that logic? Here's a thought: How about not polluting in the first place? Damned King Of The Pinheads.

Posted by: The Other Mike S. on April 26, 2004 12:53 PM

Exactly WHAT do you find so amusing about my name?

Posted by: Stevie on April 26, 2004 01:39 PM

Let me guess, the other Mike, who ever the hell he is, voted for Gore, and now has the hots for the Ketchup king. What rock do these idiots crawl out from under. The best thing for the enviroment is to feed that dipshit a nice healthy dose of DDT. Hope he sets his ass down on a fire ant mound next time he wants to whine about nature.

Posted by: James Old Guy on April 26, 2004 01:53 PM

Hey second rate mike the only thing I pulled out of my ass was a scupture of your face!

Plus, I just read some of your better rename about;


How would you like your cool ade? with
cyanide? It's a "natural, organic" compound.
You may need help holding the cup, because you could't find your ass with both hands!

NOW GO POUND SAND, back in your trogloditic abode!

Posted by: wes jackson on April 26, 2004 03:16 PM

other mike, you don't do your cause much good when you act like a shit-flinging howler monkey. What the hell is wrong with your page, anyway? Smart man like you should be able to avoid such technofreakouts.

Posted by: pril on April 27, 2004 03:48 AM

Years ago I cancelled my subscription to Engineering News Record because they published articles about a proposal to require every paper mill in the country to spend 20 million bucks to reduce a PPB output of PCB.
Next week, they approved eliminating NYC ocean dumping of sewerage sludge even though there was no evidence of any harm to the ocean, and a suspicion that the ocean was being starved by the loss of organics that used to wash out of every river every winter before dams.
When anyone's money is spent for unnecessary shit, less is available for real needs. About half what we spend for everything is pissed away now, with the greens and the greedys itching to gain control of the rest.
Time to fire all the lawyers and let engineers run the act until we fuck it up.

Posted by: Walter Wallis on April 28, 2004 08:43 PM
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