Gut Rumbles

April 19, 2004

a matter of perspective

One reason I really like this guy's blog is that his mind is just as twisted as mine. I thought that I was the only person in the world who realized the impact that cartoons we watched as children affected our adult lives.

I liked Bugs Bunny. He never lost his cool, he took control of every situation, and when confronted with certain disaster, he nibbled a carrot and said, "Uhh, what's up, Doc?" Then, he turned the tables on the villian. Bugs was the ALL AMERICAN RABBIT. He was the think-on-your-feet, make it up as you go, never give up American. Those kinds of people made this country great and Looney Tunes did a good job of capturing that attitude.

I always thought of myself as a combination of Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote. I am very clever sometimes, but I fuck up a lot. In modern society, right and wrong have been so confused as pure concepts that I don't know what to make of the situation. I just try to live a good life. But if I write the word "nigger" on my blog, I lose my job, I am ceremoniously de-linked by people who don't know me and the winds of self-righteousness blow me down.

Uhhh... What's up, Doc?


Glad to see you are back, you could send a thank-you to KEY!

Posted by: Sherry on April 19, 2004 09:07 AM

You were fired for using the word "Nigger" on this blog? I never knew the "real" reason . . . but that just smacks of infringement on yoru rights to speak and post whatever you so desire.....I guess I am just a bit confused how your activity on a blog could be construed as negative publicity and force them to fire you...


Posted by: Chris on April 19, 2004 09:15 AM

It's the gummint, not corporations, who can't infringe 1st amendment rights, Chris. They weren't "forced" to fire A-man, they chose to fire him.

Posted by: Larry on April 19, 2004 10:30 AM

Your problem is your not black or brown, then you can use Nigger all the time, you can also use cracker, whitey and a few others. You are ethnically challenged.

Posted by: James Old Guy on April 19, 2004 11:27 AM

Rob, Honey...FUCK those self-righteous assholes who delinked you. I peeked at your Site Meter...yer still getting over 2000 (!!!) hits a day, so, I repeat...FUCK THEM.
Every one of them are the kind of tinfoil-hat asswipe who wants to take Looney Tunes off the air or 'fix' them because todays children (the little pansy-asses) may be 'harmed' by them.

Oh, my achin' ass!

Sanctimonious pricks...every one of them.
THEY are who we need to be 'protected' from....Jesus.

And...for the record...I think of myself as a combo of the same two characters as you do, with a dash of Yosemite Sam thrown in. (He and I have the same type of 'temper'...or lack thereof.)

Posted by: Stevie on April 19, 2004 03:42 PM

We don't know why you need 500 sticks of dynamite, but Thank You for buying from us!

Posted by: ACME INC. on April 19, 2004 03:58 PM

Hope you guys didn't forget my rocket-skates.
They and that dynamite are to be used together.

Posted by: Stevie on April 19, 2004 04:18 PM

I no longer bounce between Warner characters. I've been Daffy for about a year now. Hyperactive, bull-headed, given to callow subterfuge, and maker of calamitous decisions.

Posted by: Velociman on April 19, 2004 07:28 PM

There oughta be a Quizilla test about this...lmao.

Posted by: Stevie on April 19, 2004 08:01 PM

I'll bet I'm not the only one who originally found and linked to this site because of the sanctimonious de-linking. I love sanctimonious de-linking, once I get enough blogs to link me, I'm going to try to get them to de-link me sanctimoniously.

Posted by: Dave Munger on April 20, 2004 05:35 PM
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