Gut Rumbles
 

March 05, 2004

guilty!

Martha Stewart is in deep shit now, and I believe that she's probably guilty on every charge pressed against her. But I DO NOT believe that she should go to prison. Prison is for thugs. murderers, theives, footpads. rapists and other such nasty people. Martha does not register in any of those categories.

I suggest that she pay her debt to society through comminuty service. She can start by cleaning the Crackerbox once every week. Trust me. That's a fate worse than death.