Gut Rumbles
 

February 20, 2004

just try to live right

I don't consider myself to be a dishonorable man. I must be, however, because my ex-wife is calling me everything her lawyer suggested. I'm supposed to pay his ass, too.

That ain't going to happen. Jennifer makes more than $100,000 per year. She traded her sports car for a $35,000 SUV, put a swimming pool in her yard and turned right around and fucked me every way she could.

If I thought that the woman needed the money, I would be right there. But this is a case of "I make more than twice what you make, but you're going to pay me anyway, just because I can make you do it."

We'll see.