Gut Rumbles

February 18, 2004


I am now on a first-name basis with almost every Deputy Sheriff in Effingham County. I had three warrants served on me yeserday, which severed my visitations with Quinton until my court date in May, hit me for Contempt of Court for not increasing my child support payments for the past two years, and the expected Peace Warrant thrown in for good measure. I cannot contact my ex-wife in any way, shape or form, and I cannot come within 500 yards of my son, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES until these warrants are resolved.

Homosexuals who want to marry are out of their fucking minds. Stay out of that meat-grinder.

Otherwise, your popularity among the Sheriff's Deputies will increase dramatically and you'll have lots of legal paperwork to show for it. I've been there and done that twice now. Having great sex is fun. Being fucked is not.

The fucking I got is not worth the fucking I'm getting from the legal system. I want to disappear. Anybody know how to get $300,000 out of the country into a place from which the government will not extradite me for this kind of chickenshit? I have an idea, but I would like to hear from a pro.

I intend to be somewhere other than the USA when my court date is due. I don't intend to hire a lawyer, and I damn sure don't intend to pay hers and I refuse to participate in this black-robed fiasco. I want to learn Spanish. I'm ready to go to Mexico and speak it for a couple of years, maybe for the rest of my life.

I just need to get my money out of the country. I intend to sell the Crackerbox at one hell of deal and exit, stage left. I bought this place for Quinton, and if he's out of the picture, what do I need this house for? It's for sale, with all furniture included, for less than I paid for it. Wanna make some easy money? Just talk to me.

I am at a dangerous point in my life. I don't give a shit anymore. I'll take three years of living like a king in a strange country over my chances in an American divorce court. This black sheep is ready to run.

I'm going, too. I just want to know if anybody knows how to make the right escape.


I know that you are angry. That said, I am completely disgusted by your reaction. I read you everyday. I like your style. Until today, I really respected you.

You are angry. Big fucking deal. Your son is more important than your anger, your bitch ex-wife's anger and some stupid court order.

Fuck her, fuck your pride. Your son comes first. He deserves better and if you run he won't get it.

Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on February 18, 2004 09:58 AM

Mexico is a bad idea, they're cracking down in an attempt to suck up more US aid and it's too close. This makes it cheap and easy to prosecute you. They will arrest you and you'll get to spend more time than you like languishing in a Mexican jail while the paperwork is 'processed'. At the very least, your savings will be siphoned off bribing your way out of trouble.

Your best bet is a European country where extradition exists but is not enforced for minor offenses. They're anti-American anyway so it's easy to position yourself as political, they're not overly anxious to cooperate with US authorities. Your better off dealing above board with a reasonable system than with some third-world shitholes excuse for a judicial system. Your not a priority, nobody is going to want to fly you halfway around the world for contempt in Effingham County family court.

Of course this will make it difficult for your son to see you -- doesn't it strike you as somewhat cowardly and/or selfish to leave him without a father? You could always take your fucking like a man, satisfy the arrears and count the days until May. Yeah, it sucks, but does it suck as bad as not being in your boys life? What about Jack? For someone who was once intent on doing the right thing, you seem awful willing to piss away two boys who once depended on you.

BTW, if you have some half baked notion of grabbing the kid up on your way to the airport, you may want to reconsider. That would be felony custodial interference (also known as kidnapping) which *will* make you a priority -- it's not a good idea to fuck around with the Feds.

Posted by: Jesse on February 18, 2004 10:09 AM

Rosemary, the choice is not mine. And I love the reactions I get from people such as you. "Suck any dick, eat any turd, take hot barbed wire up your ass, but do it for your son."

I don't want to raise a son with a father willing to do that shit. What kind of lesson did I teach him?

Posted by: Acidman on February 18, 2004 10:12 AM

And Jesse, it sucks totally, you dumbfuck. So sit on your high horse and tell me what to do, you bent crankshaft.

Motherfucker. Where do these idiots come from?

Posted by: Acidman on February 18, 2004 10:17 AM

Just a thought but trotting out your future intentions on a publicly accessible page might not be the way to go. If I was planning on jumping into a hole and pulling it in after me the fewer that knew beforehand, the better.

Posted by: JSAllison on February 18, 2004 10:36 AM

As a long time reader, I have just one thought--Quinton. Nothing else matters. He needs his father in his life, now and forever. Do the right thing for him and you cannot ever be wrong. I wish both you and he well.

Posted by: Deliverance on February 18, 2004 10:44 AM

Gee... you could always do what I did.

You know, throw money at lawyers, build a decent case and win custody of three children. Despite your expierience, it is possible for a man to gain custody -- I know several, besides myself, who have done so.

Yeah, the system is fundamentally flawed, but if everything you've ranted about for the last year is even half true, it seems you have a pretty decent case. On the other hand, maybe your just full of shit and are another deadbeat Dad. Your words say one thing but your actions (or intentions) say quite another..

What is this nonsense, "I don't want to raise a son with a father willing to do that shit, " what shit, you mean fight for the right to be in his life? You mean show him you care enough to stick it out... worst case you wait until he's old enough to make his own decisions... stick with the current plan and his only decision will be whether or not to bring you porn when he visits you in prison. Yeah, better to show him he has a father willing to abandon him rather than deal with corrupt system. There's a valuable lesson. For a tough guy, you sure are a pussy.

Your going to allow a custody case to turn you into a criminal and prevent you from raising your son? Your carrying a torch for a woman who obviously hates you? You lost a job because of a weblog?

Who's the dipshit?

Posted by: Jah on February 18, 2004 10:52 AM

You might want to check this guy out: He’s an expat living somewhere in Mexico near Guadalajara. Go read his bio, there’s an email link on that page. He’s also pretty damn funny but I must warn your readers he's not everyone’s cup of tea. He also may know a thing or two about the legal ramifications of fleeing the country. BTW, I’m not advocating anything one way or the other; you gotta do what you gotta do. Litigation, in any form, is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.

Posted by: Hal on February 18, 2004 11:08 AM

What Jah said.

Great...that gives you til May to go get fucked up and fucked for cash in Jamaica, as you intended.

And do disappear from the country...great idea! That way, you'll prove that it's really all about you, you, you and your undying "love" for your ex-wife and not at all about your son. What, you'll write a "father's rights" column from Mexico about how you loooooove your child but the bitch ruined it? Sounds like you'll be ruining it yourself.

And when Quentin has to communicate with you via public blog the way your daughter does, then you'll know your job is done....but by Christ, you fought the law and you won.


Posted by: Jane on February 18, 2004 11:11 AM

"Suck any dick, eat any turd, take hot barbed wire up your ass, but do it for your son."

I would never suggest that you do that. That isn't a good lesson, you're right about that. That isn't what people "like me" would suggest. There ain't a lot of people out there like me, I'm a kick-their-ass kind of girl.

People like me would:
FIGHT HER! Fight that rotten CUNT.

That is what you want to teach him. To fight for what is right. What is happening to you is not right. You leave now and give up - what will that bitch do to your son? Brainwash him? Make him grow up hating you? A boy needs his daddy. He needs you to fight for him.

Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on February 18, 2004 11:13 AM

Running away from this problem isn't going to solve anything. If you run away then your ex has won. You realize that don't you?

Posted by: Bill on February 18, 2004 11:13 AM

Bill, I lost from day #1 in divorce court, and Iam ready to run.

Posted by: Acidman on February 18, 2004 11:49 AM

Jesse was right about one thing, the European option. Unfortunately the best country to avoid extradition in is France (or at least for capital crimes it is).

Posted by: Kevin on February 18, 2004 12:16 PM

Acidman- you are so pre-fucked. They are lathering your ass up for the biggest gang bang possible. Your ex has every advantage in this one, her word is all it takes to set this fuck-all in motion. She is just finding out what power the Good ol' US of A provides the poor unfortunate ex-wife, mother of your precious child. They will all take their turn, first the lawyers will sit down and decide how much of your money they get each (they know each other and just want whats best for themselves) your attorney will naturally assume that he should get the biggest share, while the poor ex-wife's attorney will wail about "the good of the child". No matter who loses, the lawyers will win. The ex-wife probably does not need money, she just wants power, but if she could get a few thousand, that would be great, if only to hurt you as much as posible. Times a wastin', figure out how much you are willing to be fucked, how far you are willing to run and still be fucked, or fight back and be fucked. In golf, they have something called a "mulligan". In life, only politicians get one.
I hear the banjo geek playing "dueling banjos" in the background. Squeal like a pig and all that.

Posted by: Nostradumbass on February 18, 2004 12:20 PM

Eastern Europe; Ukraine, Latvia, Bulgaria, and even Russia. Lots of beautiful women who haven’t been poisoned by feminism bullshit, and because most men treat the women like shit the women appreciate a decent man, especially a man with money.

Their governments are so fucking corrupt that, if you pay off the right people, you will be kept under the radar, hopefully, long enough to put yourself into a real deep, “who the fuck is this guy hole”.

Posted by: ** on February 18, 2004 12:45 PM

Take your $300K and spend every fucking dime of it on lawyers and PI's to bury that cunt in the sand.

You'll get your kids, and the bitch won't have the money. Sounds like a deal to me....

Posted by: The Other Mike S. on February 18, 2004 01:21 PM

Some sage words in these comments. Do you run like a scalded dog with his tail between his legs or stand and fight for what is right (read: Quentin). The Acidman we all know is no scared pup. He is a fighter and a believer. Not a quitter nor a coward. I guess I understand the need to run and be free from this shit, but I doubt that your son ever will. I am just positive that he needs his Dad more than ever.

Posted by: Florida Bill on February 18, 2004 01:35 PM

You'd live like a fucking KING in India.

Posted by: DeAnna on February 18, 2004 05:47 PM

I used to be the Assistant District Attorney for J.Lane Johnston. Effingham County wasn't my area, that was Jenkin's County. But your comments have brought back lots of memories of that time and place. Good luck and go for it!

Posted by: Oda Mae on February 18, 2004 06:58 PM

why don't you just put the money into a trust fund for your son. or some other financial instrument

once it's passed over to your son (at age 21 or 25 or whatever) the lawyers should not be able to get it.

do that with half your money, and take the other half if you decide to leave

all the best, man i feel for you. you can pretty much bet that i will not marry unless i 100% trust a chic.

Posted by: abhi on February 18, 2004 07:24 PM

My own personal pet peeve:

Since you are under a restraining order, were you aware that you no longer have a right to arms? Get any firearms you might possess OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES. Have a friend keep them for you, because if Bloodless has the cops serve a search warrant on you looking for any firearm and they find so much as a .22 single-shot, you've just committed a felony.

And that's no shit.

I wish you all the luck in the world, Rob. You're gonna need it.

Posted by: Kevin Baker on February 18, 2004 10:57 PM

I have been reading, just not commenting Rob. But , you say how CA. sucks, maybe you should move here! Cause my ex is getting away with a LOT more than what she is trying to get away with LOL! Hope it all work out for Quinton, you and his Mom!

Posted by: jeffinna on February 19, 2004 12:24 AM

My suggestion, as someone you've never heard of before, is this:

If you are resigned to being screwed over no matter what you do, make the other person suffer as much as you can possibly get away with. Stretch things out. Always have another appeal. Countersue. Make the other party curse the day they ever started in on you.

It has to go beyond putting up a good fight all the way to being totally unreasonable. You have to make her life so miserable that not even the glory of her eventual, inevitable victory will not satisfy her.

Only one problem: it will take the rest of your life. Oh, and cost you everything you have or ever will have. Two problems. Also, you may not succeed, instead driving your own life into the dirt at terminal velocity for no purpose.

Okay, so the plan has problems.

Posted by: David on February 19, 2004 05:18 PM

The system is rigged, you can't fight it. I fortunately have a good relationship with my son's mother, but still had to humble myself and make public all my personal finances, etc....
The reason for all this, my attorney tells me is:
"I know you and your ex have an agreement, but the courts want to make sure the agreement is fair and that the mother and child don't wind up on govt support"
WTF!!! Because of welfare, I gotta make my pvt info public? And don't get me started that welfare brought us all into this mess anyway. Many women decide they don't really need a man now, except to pay their bills, but good ole guvmint is yo daddy now!!

Posted by: DH on February 20, 2004 03:33 PM

We are the master of

Posted by: Degges Jan on May 3, 2004 02:18 PM
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