Gut Rumbles

February 16, 2004


I am 52 years old today. I feel a lot older.

Now my blog's a piece of shit
The stats all prove it true.
I even get rhymed couplets
From assholes saying "PHEW!"

I don't need your smart-mouthed sass
I don't need your pompous ass
Just suck the bong and smoke your grass
Then go fuck yourself.


Rob, All this *chit* is gonna make some fine fertilizer...You'll come up smelling like a rose..Just wait till spring. :)
(It's almost here ya know!)

Posted by: Trease on February 16, 2004 11:50 AM


once more, remember to make a wish.

Posted by: Trease on February 16, 2004 11:55 AM

Happy Birthday

Posted by: Angie on February 16, 2004 12:38 PM

Well, Happy Birthday, Sir... and many more!

Posted by: gregor on February 16, 2004 12:40 PM

Hell Rob,you don't look a day over......51!!

All the best mate, I understand things are a bit shitty at the moment, but try and enjoy the day and kickback, take it easy, or "go hard' if you like. Just enjoy it.

Many happy returns mate!

It's my turn on Friday, I hit 35 ( and I do look older!) heh.

Posted by: pete on February 16, 2004 01:12 PM

what does not kill you makes you stronger, and all..

with that, happy birfday

Posted by: pril on February 16, 2004 01:31 PM

and he speaks of the pompitus of love...

Posted by: nostradumbass on February 16, 2004 02:14 PM

Happy birthday to you!!!! Hope its wonderful.

Posted by: majick1 on February 16, 2004 02:23 PM

This too will PASS
I'd like to spank your CRACKERASS
Happy Happy Birthday
Love & Kisses

Posted by: Lexia on February 16, 2004 02:59 PM

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to me
We're not getting older
We're getting better
Happy Birthday to us!

Posted by: Jackie on February 16, 2004 03:04 PM

happy birthday to you then, ya old bastid.

many more of the same.

Posted by: ed on February 16, 2004 03:07 PM

Happy Birthday

Posted by: Debbi on February 16, 2004 05:24 PM

Happy Birthday, you crazy fucker.. many happy returns....

Posted by: Eric on February 16, 2004 07:11 PM

Happy Birthday dude

Posted by: richard on February 16, 2004 07:22 PM

Happy B-Day!

Eh...nice poem.

Posted by: Jonathan on February 16, 2004 07:29 PM

Happy Birthday.

Hope you get through your meltdown ok.

(I mean that in a friendly-joking-sort-of-way)

Posted by: GORDON on February 16, 2004 08:00 PM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: matt wittke on February 16, 2004 08:09 PM

Happy Birthday Dad. I sent you an e-mail at the address you have on here. Hope you read it.

Posted by: Sam on February 16, 2004 09:22 PM

Happy Birthday!!

I don't care what your age is. I think that you are extremely handsome, youthful and interesting.

Sue Bob

Posted by: Sue Bob on February 16, 2004 10:24 PM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: A.J. on February 16, 2004 11:30 PM

Hell, you're even older than me. What a relief to run across an older dinosaur, even if only by 13 days.

Posted by: Rick on February 17, 2004 03:21 PM

Happy Birthday, hon.

I like the poem.

Posted by: Key on February 17, 2004 05:01 PM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on May 26, 2004 06:48 PM
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