February 16, 2004
I am 52 years old today. I feel a lot older.
Now my blog's a piece of shit
The stats all prove it true.
I even get rhymed couplets
From assholes saying "PHEW!"
I don't need your smart-mouthed sass
I don't need your pompous ass
Just suck the bong and smoke your grass
Then go fuck yourself.
Rob, All this *chit* is gonna make some fine fertilizer...You'll come up smelling like a rose..Just wait till spring. :)
(It's almost here ya know!)
once more, remember to make a wish.
Well, Happy Birthday, Sir... and many more!
Hell Rob,you don't look a day over......51!!
All the best mate, I understand things are a bit shitty at the moment, but try and enjoy the day and kickback, take it easy, or "go hard' if you like. Just enjoy it.
Many happy returns mate!
It's my turn on Friday, I hit 35 ( and I do look older!) heh.
what does not kill you makes you stronger, and all..
with that, happy birfday
and he speaks of the pompitus of love...
Happy birthday to you!!!! Hope its wonderful.
This too will PASS
I'd like to spank your CRACKERASS
Happy Happy Birthday
Love & Kisses
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to me
We're not getting older
We're getting better
Happy Birthday to us!
happy birthday to you then, ya old bastid.
many more of the same.
Happy Birthday, you crazy fucker.. many happy returns....
Hope you get through your meltdown ok.
(I mean that in a friendly-joking-sort-of-way)
Happy Birthday Dad. I sent you an e-mail at the address you have on here. Hope you read it.
I don't care what your age is. I think that you are extremely handsome, youthful and interesting.
Hell, you're even older than me. What a relief to run across an older dinosaur, even if only by 13 days.
Happy Birthday, hon.
I like the poem.