Gut Rumbles

January 22, 2004


Acidman - quit your fucking pouting and whining.

I haven't slept in over 28 hours.

So..what am I doing? Changing things back for old Butt Grumbles. I should be asleep. I'm half tempted to leave things the way they are. But, I told you I'd put things back and I did. I wanted to do it right and not do a half-assed job of it.

The man has always entered his own links by hand. He could have managed that much.


It's easier for him to piss and moan.

Bite me, Acidman.

Quit yer whining! Whatever happened to having a cast iron ass if you wanna blog? You're such an asshole when you've partied too much.


Blah, blah, wah, wah, blah.

Posted by: Joie on January 22, 2004 12:40 AM

Ain't it the truth, Joie? He's STILL at it!

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 22, 2004 12:45 AM

Did you really think this was funny? The first day it was cute. The second day it became annoying. After that I became worried about my cat in New Mexico. I am half expecting Acidman to go on a cross-country hunting trip for cat pelts. Would I blame him for his anger? Not in the slightest, apparently you had his trust, but you don't anymore. Was it worth it?

Posted by: Brendan on January 22, 2004 01:03 AM

It's good to have you back, Acidman. I don't know exactly who was vandalizing your site, but I think that you should punch him in the nose if you find his candy-ass.

PS I hate (that's H-A-T-E) cats too. Unless I'm fucking with them or laughing at them (in their face) because they shit in a box.

Posted by: bj on January 22, 2004 03:07 AM

When are you going to update your About Me?

Da Goddess,
There are still a few kitties lurking in the About Me section.

Favorite cartoon character: Felix the Cat (???)

Favorite thing when you are home alone: "dangle feathers for the cats"

Things you dislike: People who hate cats.

What words or phrases do you overuse: "here kitty, kitty! Come give yer papa some sugar."

Posted by: Ms Anna on January 22, 2004 05:43 AM

That's just it BJ, it weren't no him, it's chicks that 's been tormenting the Acidman's blog...perhaps that'll be a lesson to him not to leave the keys to the castle to a bunch of womenz next time he wants to abscond for a week.

Posted by: Big Dave on January 22, 2004 06:10 AM

DG - For what it's worth, I thought it was all in good fun. This dude has a history of being able to dish it and not take it though. He's a 50+ year-old baby. You put it back, what harm was really done here (other than to a very fragile ego)?

Posted by: Irish on January 22, 2004 08:05 AM

It seems Acidman is actually turning into a drama-Queen about the Blog "Cat-astrophe"

But me thinks we all know why he's pulling such a "kitty-Fit"....

He didn't get "ANY" real "PUSSY" while in Jamaica----is that right Rob? Have I hit the
tail----Ooops, I mean nail on the head?

Haaaaaaa a Purr-Fect fact


Posted by: LMAO on January 22, 2004 09:19 AM

For what it's worth---

I throughly enjoyed the cat jacking while Acidman was gone. I think DaGoddess and the others deserve a standing ovation for her/their incredible work. It was quiet entertaining. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.

Posted by: medicmom on January 22, 2004 09:37 AM

Me, I would never give my password out. To anyone.

Recipe for disaster: (1) Tell all your blogpals your pet peeve; (2) Give them your password for a week while you're away!!!

In the future, insteady of inviting guest bloggers, what would be wrong with just leaving the blog fallow while you're away? Those who enjoy your writing will keep checking back and will be happy when you resume posting.

But I have to admit I laughed my ass off over the cat thing. It's all in good fun!

Posted by: dragonfly jenny on January 22, 2004 10:29 AM

I'm glad the cats are gone, it was funny the first time, but after a few I quite reading waiting for the acidman to return and get the crap off there. Glad your back (kind of anyway), and can't wait for your writing to be back to normal.

Posted by: Scarlett on January 22, 2004 10:32 AM

I thought it was a funny joke. No need to get your feathers ruffled about it.

Posted by: sugarmama on January 22, 2004 10:41 AM

Trust is an issue we all have issues with.Your site looks better now.

Posted by: LOIQ on January 22, 2004 11:32 AM

1. The cat-bombing was funny as hell, and a complete work of art. My hat's off to DaGoddess for her artistry. I did in fact, laugh many times a day, not at Rob's expense, but at the sheer completeness of her work.

2. Rob, you're only fucked with when people like, love and respect you, man. A prank is high praise, indeed. It's when they say nothing to you that you're in real trouble.

The declining readership of my blog seems to be proof thereof. *wince*

3. Of course, the jokester owes it to the jokee to fix things soonest, after you and we've all enjoyed the laugh. I think DaGoddess slipped a bit in this regard, but did get it done as soon as she could. In the long run, no harm done.

4. I aint' never givin' out my blog passord. Nope, not me. Uh-uh. Faggidaboudit.

Okay y'all. Everyone gather around the campfire and sing kumbayah now. *not*

Oh, and:

5. Controversy sells. Wonder what the stats are here, lately?

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on January 22, 2004 12:19 PM


I believe someone woke up on the wrong side of the Mason-Dixon line and decided to throw himself a little hissy fit. Though not a literary man by nature, when trying impart sense to the dimwitted I've found parables to be helpful tools.

So here's a little story I learnt from my Pappy:

One day a little boy was walking through the sweet pine woods and came across an injured rattlesnake. The snake begged for help and the little boy took the snake home and nursed him back to health. When the snake was healthy the little boy opened the door to the cage to let the snake out and the snake leapt at the youngster sinking his poison laced fangs into the kids jugular.

With his last breath the child gasped, "But why, why did you do that when I helped you?"

The snake replied, "Because I'm a snake and that's what we we do. You knew I was a snake when you picked me up."

You see Rob, you goaded these people who you knew would tease you into posting to your site -- now your complaining when they had a bit of fun. The simple solution would be to learn how to use your tools. With even a basic knowledge you could have repaired things when it got out of hand and reset the password -- but no, you would rather play the victim.

Nothing worse than a professional victim -- do you EVER take responsibility for anything? My goodness, but your a childish man.

Posted by: Jawja Juicer on January 22, 2004 12:25 PM

Anna, don't you have a life? I made it very clear that I'd had no sleep. Forgive me for leaving three remnants. I'll fix them for *you* right away.

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 22, 2004 12:29 PM

Fuckin bunch of teenage girls is what you have acted like.

Posted by: Doug on January 22, 2004 01:58 PM

Acidman: before your next trip, you might want to check the settings on MT to make sure your guestbloggers don't have complete access to everything. I have a few guestbloggers, too, but all they can edit is their own posts ... I think.

Posted by: Xrlq on January 22, 2004 02:06 PM

BTW, Joanie: my heart bleeds for you. Next time you hijack somebody's blog, you might want to back up the original version first, K? That way, when the inevitable happens, you won't lose more than a couple minutes of your precious sleep.

Posted by: Xrlq on January 22, 2004 02:10 PM

Heheheheh... I thought it was hysterical.

Frankly, Acid, I think it's a mark of a strong man who can leave his site in the hands of another -- even at the risk that it was going to be turned into something else.

And everyone seems to have got the joke, apart from the purist assholes who want all grits, all the time.

I laughed like hell, about three times a day. What I kept hoping for was that you could somehow read the site in Jamaica, but not change it.

That thought made me laugh even more.

Welcome back, ya ol' Cracker buttwipe.

When are you coming to the Big D? Our calendar is starting to fill up, big time.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on January 22, 2004 02:31 PM

DG and Acidhead are great friends. I hope this is put on, but I'm afraid that it isn't.

Big Dave--I'm not sure where your "s" in chicks is coming from, but I never had the keys until last night. I STOLE them for the man in his drug-induced state, because I was genuinely concerned and was hoping to get through to him, or least call in some reinforcement.

If he were himself, he would have raised hell in his typical "pissed, but still cute" way, and there would be no tension involved, just a rant and a curse before quickly moving on.

He's depressed. The cat-bombing is a scapegoat, and the drugs are an escape. He's better than that, and he's pissing me off.

Posted by: Key on January 22, 2004 03:36 PM

Da Goddess,

I have a life, such as it is. I couldn't sleep, so I was just checking to see if you had removed everything that I had noticed. I thought I was helping you, not critizing you.

I enjoyed your work while Catman was away, thoroughly. As Kim said, it was hysterical. I checked back three-four times per day to see what you had posted, and to check to see what else you had changed.

I admire your knowledge and skill in being able to do all that you did. I don't have that knowledge, and I thought you did a remarkably good job in the clean-up. What I found was just overlooked, due to your exhaustion.

Posted by: Ms Anna on January 22, 2004 06:25 PM

Da Goddess did good! Well executed, thorough...

I saw what was going on and got in here three or four times a day to see what developed.

Acidman... Bud, you gotta recognize that if people really luv ya, they'll mess with you sometimes just to see you wiggle. Perhaps you'd rathered that nobody noticed you were gone nor cared when you returned...

I envy you for your da Goddess...

Posted by: Dale in Louisiana on January 22, 2004 09:14 PM

Frankly, I thought the whole thing was hysterical as well.

And if you truly didn't know how to do such simple things to your blog, then it's a fabulous time to learn.

IF you are really this bent out of shape over it, I have no other response besides, "Quit being such a pussy."

However, I find it hard to believe that you would actually be THAT pissed. I'm beginning to think you two are playing a joke on the readers.

Posted by: Serenity on January 22, 2004 11:17 PM

Oh, I can relate to Da Goddess. I was up at the feedstore yesterday, and one of the loaders gave me a critical look and asked me when the last time I slept was.

When the feed store folks start commenting negatively upon my bloodshot eyes and lack of personal grooming, it is time to try to schedule 8 hours worth of sleep. Or maybe even 4 hours. And maybe some time for a shower, as well. Maybe next week.

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