Gut Rumbles

January 21, 2004


For those unfamilar with the term, I'll spell it out for you: it's BUNCH OF SHIT, WHAT A. I had a good time in Jamacia and was looking foreward to blogging back to normal. Everyone who read this blog knows that I HATE CATS. So what do get when I go on vaction? I GET NINE FUCKING DAYS OF CUTSEY-WOOTSY CATS MAKING ME WANT TO PUKE IN BUCKET POLLUTING MY BLOG.

I hope you giggling cretins with the vibrating but-plugs up your asses had a good time. I am certain that I will feel the same idiot thrill when I slash your tires and pour sugar into the gas tank of your car. Vandalism is great fun, isn't it?

I may just shut this fucking blog down and start over. I don't need this shit.


What the hell has happened here?

I had no idea you were into cats like this. I suppose next you plan on moving to California or Massachusetts?

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent on January 22, 2004 12:00 AM

Grow the fuck up, Rob. I haven't slept in over 24 hours and I'm working on your goddamn site now - now that my son's in bed. SOME of us actually have to work for a living.

The world doesn't revolve around you.

Nice to know that you were grateful that anyone even gave a shit.

How do you spell relief? F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 22, 2004 12:07 AM

Then you never should have fucked with ny blog if you couldn't fix it. And I don't want to hear any pissing and moaning from you, either. You took two years of my life made a laughing stock out of it. You fucked it up, you fix it,

Posted by: Acidman on January 22, 2004 12:38 AM

By the way, you're welcome. I fixed your botched link to Sullivan while I was restoring everything.

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 22, 2004 01:57 AM

Bud, I thought y'all wuz a better man than that - not a bitter man. Hell, I think cats are furry hockey pucks myself, and I thought Joanie's work was a helluva laugh. Do a spliff and chill, amigo.
Unless, you're "bitchin' for effect".... In that case, carry on. Hell, half of your loyal readers prolly figure that's what's happenin' anyway....

Posted by: Larry on January 22, 2004 07:24 AM

Man...the first guy to come back from vacation witth a piano tied to his ass and thus unable to lift a finger to correct that which he hates.

Posted by: Jane on January 22, 2004 09:48 AM

I really hope that you are joking with DaGoddess and "bitching for effect" as Larry says. If not, I am shocked that you would be so pissed. This changes my outlook on the Acidman that I enjoyed reading.

Posted by: medicmom on January 22, 2004 09:53 AM

Eh... whadda ya gonna do when you leave yourself open like that. Trust no one. Cat Hater.

Posted by: pylorns on January 22, 2004 11:12 AM

She was just fuckin with you, but it was a waste of time to check your blog after the first couple of days. Cats are targets........

Posted by: Cinciphil on January 22, 2004 12:47 PM

After suffering through the miserable, toddler like whining, I found a gem of an idea. "I may just shut this fucking blog down..." But then you even screw that up by saying you'll start over. I'm tired of clicking links at respectable blogs and ending up in this depressing place.

Posted by: Jason on January 22, 2004 02:22 PM

Well, where are the kitties? All this griping about kitties and I can't find any kitties. I like kitties, I want to see the kitties... :(

Posted by: shyanne on January 22, 2004 02:26 PM

Simmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaah doooooooown nah!

Simmer down now!

Posted by: Anna on January 22, 2004 08:58 PM

Oh, come on, Rob, it was funny, and everything is back the way it was. I can't believe you have no sense of humour about it. We all knew Joanie would put it back together for you, goodness!

Posted by: Beth on January 23, 2004 07:54 AM

Well, if you hate cats so much, shouldn't have left the blog in the hands of a cat lover. At first when I saw it, I went "huh" then noticed the whole site including all the links had been catified. Good thing I wasn't drinking soda then (yes I thought it was funny). I thought it was a work of art even saved a page to the hard drive so I could savor it at my leisure cause I knew it wouldn't last soon as you returned and they peeled you off the ceiling. Sheer genius, she who put that together.

Posted by: mog on January 24, 2004 02:43 AM

Sheer cat.if you ask me. Fuck a cat.

Posted by: Acidman on January 25, 2004 10:12 AM

I'm with the A-Man. I checked in, found all that cat shit and thought, "WTF!!!". Went awar a few days, came back; more catshit. Same a while later.

I gave up, i.e. I quit this once-great site. Rob's fucked in the head, I tought.

Came back today just for a final check. Thank Gawd! The real A-Man is back.

To the dumb-ass who did it, that was not a joke; it almost certainly lost RS a lot of regulars.

Remember Rob, there's two people in the world ya can trust - yourself and the bloke looking at you in the bathroom mirror every morning.

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