Gut Rumbles

January 16, 2004

Out Behind the Woodshed

Acidman unleashes the bionic dick and beats Da Goddess over the head with it in an all out effort to punish her for her evil deedsThis is how I imagine it'll be when old Rancid Crabtree returns from his vaCATion. He'll take me out behind the woodshed and slowly torture me. If I'm lucky, he'll kill me. Otherwise, he'll treat me like I'm a mouse to be toyed with.

You can't see it in the picture, but, he has me pinned down and is beating me over the head with a shovel.

Following that, he'll drag my remains off to the Bonaventure Cemetery where he'll try to bury me, again.

Frankly, I'm started to get a little nervous. I mean, I went the "in for a penny, in for a pound" route with these shenanigans. Yes, I said shenanigans! What's wrong with that? Anyhow, I went very nearly whole hog and now I'm wondering if I went too far.

Then again, I think maybe I haven't gone far enough.

I've been remiss with the hearts and flowers.

There aren't enough cat pics.

I haven't even tried to piss anyone else off!

I must be in too good a mood if I haven't tried to piss anyone off.

What kind of hostess am I, for God's sake!

I think I need to work on insulting Gut more. Must. Insult. Host. More.

Okay, notation made. I'll be back. (Now all of a sudden, I'm the fucking pussy terminator....)


Nothin' like being the 'Hostess with the Mostess'

Posted by: Laura on January 16, 2004 04:13 AM

ROFLMAO!!!! I have been away for a bit and just checked in and oh my...this is hilarious.
I would love to see the look on Rob's face when he sees this!

Rob, I hope you are having a fantastic time while you are away on vacation! Who is watching Oddball?


Posted by: Cindi on January 16, 2004 04:16 AM

I knew Rob was on Vacation, so haven't stopped by for a couple of days. These posts are just too funny!

Posted by: bogie on January 16, 2004 06:13 AM

Man, has the quality of posts gone up on THIS blog!!

Posted by: Dawn on January 16, 2004 08:07 AM

LOL....this is brilliant! But you need some angels....

Posted by: Jane on January 16, 2004 08:31 AM

Ah! ANGELS! Yes, definitely.

Cindi, the cats and I are tormenting entertaining Oddball while he's gone.

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 16, 2004 10:00 AM

B'jesus, you've turned A'man's place into a cathouse. (A funny cathouse, to be sure, but a cathouse nonetheless.)

What's that old saw? While the mouse is away... er, no, umm... aw, crap... forgot.

Posted by: Ron on January 16, 2004 10:17 AM

I'll send the biggest bouquet to your funeral DG, this has been most entertaining. The real hilarity will begin when ButtRumbles returns

Posted by: Sherry on January 16, 2004 10:27 AM

I just notice ALL of the changes to the blogroll. Very good. Keep the kitty pictures coming!

Posted by: Tina on January 16, 2004 10:56 AM

There is a law of physics, or is it Cat Psychology, stating cats always bother the person in the room that hates them the most. Thus they always come scratch at my feet. I think that is what is happening here. Too too funny.

Posted by: Andrew K on January 16, 2004 11:27 AM

i love what is being done with the kitties. I'm not sure what sparked the change but it is wonderful. kittens add a lot to this site.

i look forawd to one every single day from now on.

Posted by: jason on January 16, 2004 12:48 PM

I am really gonna miss reading Da Goddess and not sure how long ROB will last in prison. Think they will let him keep a blog? I will be reading the GA. papers very close, the trial will be interesting reading.

Posted by: JAMES on January 16, 2004 12:51 PM

I think he left himself wide open for all the cat pics, with all his winning like a dog about them! Too funny DG.

Posted by: Jeffinna (jennifer) on January 16, 2004 12:53 PM

LOL - Love the renaming of the "Original Pussy" list. It certainly explains why I am getting so many hits today!

Posted by: Kate on January 16, 2004 01:49 PM

You're gonna have some splainin to do. Someone is gonna be in biiiiiiiig trouble. Too funny! LOL

Posted by: JaxVenus on January 16, 2004 02:08 PM
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