January 15, 2004
Big, Bold, Brass Mammaries
I can't claim brass ovaries, as I have none anymore. But, I do admit to having the mammaries that allowed me to poke fun at our absent host.
I will also blame him for leaving the pallet of white zin within easy reach. I don't even drink wine! Sloshed is sloshed, though. And with alcohol comes courage. Granted that courage is fermented and, maybe even DEmented...but, I've never been one to play things safe. Why start now? Or would that be - why start meow?
I only hope that I remembered to save that photo of his that I removed. I think I did. Oh well, no worries, mon! I have the original one from Daytona sitting in a folder around here somewhere.
Now, if only I could figure a way to change all this red to something more delicate...like pink. With flowers. And add in the laughter of children and the purring of kitttens.
Yes. It would be the perfect blog for him to find upon his return.
Thanks to MedicMom for the photo. She told me she snuck in and snapped that one morning after Gut had been out drinking and cattin' around all night.
P.S. Don't be surprised if I stick a button up here so you can contribute to my defense fund...or funeral costs....whichever way it goes.
Um, I don't think I'd worry too much about the defense fund juuuuust yet. You better remove all the firearms from the crackerbox 'fore he gets back.
Next, you need to invite Spikes The Cats as a guest poster on Gut Rumbles.
And change it from "Gut Rumbles" to "Cat Rumbles"?
(Uh, wait a minute, need to confer with SugarMama. Do you think the law might hold us partially responsible for the commission of this crime?")
Ooops, that was supposed to be "crime".
Better get a BIG litterbox ready. He is going to have a real sh*t-fit!
I would love to be a fly on the wall when he sets his eyes on his blog. Knowing how much he hates cats and seeing him sleeping with one is to funny. DG if you could post one of him kissing a cats ass that would be priceless. Just a thought.
Whoa! Wait a sec here! Someone please clue me in. I've been in Seattle and I come back and see all hell broke loose in "Butt Rumbles." LOLOL!!
Does Butt know what you guys are up to? This is a hoot!
I also wish I could be a fly on the crackerbox wall when he gets back home! (Somehow I don't think he'll be singing, "Don't worry. Be happy.")
Tinfoiling the crackerbox and its entire contents would go over better than this will!
I'm picking up Sunday night. I'll take a picture of his reaction to this mess. Only problem is he will never figure out how to correct the changes on his page. He'll end up employing a consultant. Keep up the good work.
Did someone say change Gut Rumbles to Cat Rumbles? HEH!! You mean like this?
If only I had a key.
It's Karma, I tell you! ;^)
Sonia, we need to talk!
Recondo, my dear...a photo of his reaction would be worth a million bucks! Unfortunately, I'm lacking the cash....would a nice back rub for you and some beer for Ms. Georgia do the trick?
Oh, YES MedicMom! Purrrrfect.
>>>Sonia, we need to talk!<<<
You know where to find me. :)
This is just too good. Man I can't wait til he sees what DG's been up to.
Nice work little lady!
Thank you, Dawn! Can I come live with you?
Oh, how did I miss this one?
I was speechless for a sec...
There's something very moving about seeing the two of them cuddled up like that.