Gut Rumbles

January 15, 2004

Big, Bold, Brass Mammaries

I can't claim brass ovaries, as I have none anymore. But, I do admit to having the mammaries that allowed me to poke fun at our absent host.

GutDude and his pussy
I will also blame him for leaving the pallet of white zin within easy reach. I don't even drink wine! Sloshed is sloshed, though. And with alcohol comes courage. Granted that courage is fermented and, maybe even DEmented...but, I've never been one to play things safe. Why start now? Or would that be - why start meow?

I only hope that I remembered to save that photo of his that I removed. I think I did. Oh well, no worries, mon! I have the original one from Daytona sitting in a folder around here somewhere.

Now, if only I could figure a way to change all this red to something more pink. With flowers. And add in the laughter of children and the purring of kitttens.

Yes. It would be the perfect blog for him to find upon his return.

Thanks to MedicMom for the photo. She told me she snuck in and snapped that one morning after Gut had been out drinking and cattin' around all night.

~ DG

P.S. Don't be surprised if I stick a button up here so you can contribute to my defense fund...or funeral costs....whichever way it goes.


Um, I don't think I'd worry too much about the defense fund juuuuust yet. You better remove all the firearms from the crackerbox 'fore he gets back.

Posted by: SwampWoman on January 15, 2004 01:48 PM

Next, you need to invite Spikes The Cats as a guest poster on Gut Rumbles.

Posted by: sugarmama on January 15, 2004 01:48 PM

And change it from "Gut Rumbles" to "Cat Rumbles"?

(Uh, wait a minute, need to confer with SugarMama. Do you think the law might hold us partially responsible for the commission of this crime?")

Posted by: SwampWoman on January 15, 2004 01:52 PM

Ooops, that was supposed to be "crime".

Posted by: SwampWoman on January 15, 2004 01:52 PM

Better get a BIG litterbox ready. He is going to have a real sh*t-fit!

Posted by: Jaydee on January 15, 2004 02:47 PM

I would love to be a fly on the wall when he sets his eyes on his blog. Knowing how much he hates cats and seeing him sleeping with one is to funny. DG if you could post one of him kissing a cats ass that would be priceless. Just a thought.

Posted by: becky on January 15, 2004 03:27 PM

Whoa! Wait a sec here! Someone please clue me in. I've been in Seattle and I come back and see all hell broke loose in "Butt Rumbles." LOLOL!!
Does Butt know what you guys are up to? This is a hoot!

Posted by: Alaska Kim on January 15, 2004 03:38 PM

I also wish I could be a fly on the crackerbox wall when he gets back home! (Somehow I don't think he'll be singing, "Don't worry. Be happy.")

Tinfoiling the crackerbox and its entire contents would go over better than this will!

Posted by: Omnibus Driver on January 15, 2004 04:14 PM

I'm picking up Sunday night. I'll take a picture of his reaction to this mess. Only problem is he will never figure out how to correct the changes on his page. He'll end up employing a consultant. Keep up the good work.


Posted by: Rick on January 15, 2004 04:34 PM

Did someone say change Gut Rumbles to Cat Rumbles? HEH!! You mean like this?

If only I had a key.

Posted by: medicmom on January 15, 2004 07:39 PM

You are so evil. :-)

Posted by: Keith on January 15, 2004 07:49 PM

It's Karma, I tell you! ;^)

Posted by: Indigo on January 15, 2004 08:30 PM

Sonia, we need to talk!

Recondo, my dear...a photo of his reaction would be worth a million bucks! Unfortunately, I'm lacking the cash....would a nice back rub for you and some beer for Ms. Georgia do the trick?

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 15, 2004 09:40 PM

Oh, YES MedicMom! Purrrrfect.

Posted by: SwampWoman on January 15, 2004 11:47 PM

>>>Sonia, we need to talk!<<<
You know where to find me. :)

Posted by: medicmom on January 16, 2004 12:04 AM

This is just too good. Man I can't wait til he sees what DG's been up to.

Nice work little lady!

Posted by: Dawn on January 16, 2004 08:13 AM

Thank you, Dawn! Can I come live with you?

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 16, 2004 10:02 AM

Oh, how did I miss this one?

I was speechless for a sec...

There's something very moving about seeing the two of them cuddled up like that.

EXCELLENT photoshopping!

Posted by: Key on January 18, 2004 03:02 PM
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