Gut Rumbles
 

January 14, 2004

Local Babes

Jamaican Pussy - Look at those tits!
Captured from a satellite photo, I've discovered exactly who Acidman's hanging out with these days.

Look at all the pussy floating around Jamaica! The best thing about these Caribbean hotties is that if GutDude doesn't like their tits, he can always try out another pair down a little lower.

I was really surprised to see how light-skinned these babes were. I mean, the majority of the Jamaicans I met while I was down there were fairly dark. Of course, there are light-skinned Jamaicans. I met some. There was one man who, though he was dark, had the most incredible eyes of gold. Yes, gold. I'd never seen anything like it. He explained to me that his father was of German descent and his mother was 100% Jamaican. They produced an interesting mix of children. Damon's sister was the most unusual of the bunch. She was a bit darker complected than Halle Berry, with blondish hair, stunning blue eyes and full lips. I wish I'd been able to snap a photo of Damon and his sister. They were amazing!

Comments

Okay, Dr. Mengele. Or should I say Gregor Mendel? 4 bras, not 3, or 5. Hmmm...
I'd like to see a retry with peek-a-boo crotches. For Eric.

Posted by: Velociman on January 14, 2004 09:14 PM

ROFL! Hey, maybe he should extend his vacation for another week.

You sure that ginger cat is a female? Oh, right, when Acidman's been drinkin', I don't reckon he's real picky.

Posted by: SwampWoman on January 14, 2004 10:34 PM

Bwuahahaha! This has made me laugh this a.m. Damn near choked swallowing my sip of coffee. Funny, funny pics.

Posted by: Laura on January 15, 2004 01:50 AM

NOT funny.

Enough with the damn cat photos. This isn't the place. Go to liberally-liberal calpundit.com for that lame shit.

Posted by: bj on January 15, 2004 02:06 AM

BJ, you're too high pressure, man. Lighten up. It's my funeral, not yours.

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 15, 2004 04:05 AM

That pic is hilarious.

Posted by: Key on January 15, 2004 08:25 AM

Can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Ms Anna on January 15, 2004 03:48 PM
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