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January 06, 2004

cheesy music

Why is it that evey soft-core porno movie that Cinemax shows at night seems to have the same sound track? I woke up early this morning, while Recondo 32 and Georgia slept on my couch. They left the TV on last night and I could hear it in my bedroom when I awakened.

I knew as soon as I heard the music. "It's a simulated sex movie," I thought. That saxaphone is a dead giveaway. I put on a bathrobe and walked into my living room.

Sure enough. There was some artificial blonde with artificial tits giving an artificial blow-job to some artificial, body-building stud-muffin, while artificial saxaphone music played in the background. I sat on the floor and watched, just as I would if passing a train-wreck on the road. The girl wasn't bad-looking, for an artificial blonde with artificial tits, but that music drove me right up the wall.

Why can't they use Fleetwood Mac music in a porno movie? How about some Dire Straights? Hell--- I could fuck to John Prine (and I HAVE). What's with the goddam saxaphone?

I like porno movies, but I hate porngraphic music.

Comments

They don't use Fleetwood Mac or Dire Straits because they'd have to pay them royalties for the song instead of getting the rights to some cheesy garage band's stuff.

Well, that & they'd probably get turned down if they asked for their permission to air their stuff.....although you'd think they'd appreciate the attention. :)

What's ten times worse than the music are the artificial screams from the aritificial blonde with artificial tits that were obviously inserted during editing (unless they have the skills of a ventriliguist and can say "Oh my God" while their mouth is completely agape and looking upward.....over and over).

Posted by: Ricky on January 6, 2004 06:03 AM

The kid's video games have the same music, I have always wondered about Nintendo and Sega

Posted by: Sherry on January 6, 2004 08:09 AM

Your third paragraph.

It's ALL artificial.

You asked why wimmin don't enjoy porn as much as men; must be cuz we have more taste.

If I produced a porno, there'd be hard rock and slamming each other against the wall, ripping off clothes, etc.

Posted by: Key on January 6, 2004 09:24 AM

Rob, you don't think they can actually afford real money to be spend on the trivial thing like a soundtrack?

Back in the mid '80s, some anime producer wondered where their directors were getting the music to their shows, and finally managed to discover these two guys in the middle of some tenantment slum with synthesisers who're putting out about 80% of the Japanese animation industry's music.

Posted by: BigFire on January 6, 2004 10:17 AM

I do believe that's why the Mute Button was invented. Hell, just mute it and put on your own music.

Posted by: Laura on January 6, 2004 02:25 PM

While I was in the US Navy, a shipmates brother sent us a porn video he had recorded off of a now defunct satelite channel. Something had gone wrong with the recording session though, it had the sound-track from a Richard Prior comedy routine. The video was the porn movie. We watched it over and over again laughing our asses off.


And KEY,

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Posted by: Cbgaloot on January 6, 2004 03:38 PM

I hate the porn soundtracks from today and the 80's, but the "ChickachickabowBOWWWbaBadaBaaa
Chickachikaaaahhh" synth music from the 70's cracks me up every time I hear it.

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