Gut Rumbles

December 14, 2003

whatta asshole

I watched the video and saw the news conference this morning about the capture of saddam. I am delighted that he was found the way he was.

The "Butcher of Bahgdad" proved to be a complete coward in the end. The man who murdered hundreds of thousands of people when he was in power was found hiding in a "spider-hole" and resembling a complete wretch as he burrowed like a rat in the dirt. He put up no fight. He surrendered meekly.

Bejus! His brutal sons went out with more dignity than their father did. Saddam may have ruled with an iron fist, but he never had any balls at all. Look at that bastard in the videos on the news. Now you can see the true essence of the man. Whatta asshole. Whatta cowardly, cringing, no-balled asshole.

Saddam makes Hitler appear heroic.


I am thrilled about this capture. I am watching the news in bed right now with my 7 yr old curled up with me. Blair spoke very eloquently and I can't wait for GWB to come out and talk to America.

Posted by: Kate on December 14, 2003 07:59 AM

I said the same thing to Jay when I awoke him with the news, that at least his sons went down in a hail of bullets.
Jay said it was like capturing Hitler, and wondered why he didn't take his cyanide capsule !

Posted by: siso on December 14, 2003 08:06 AM

One Iraqi newsman said the Iraqis were calling Saddam a "woman" for being so compliant.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on December 14, 2003 08:11 AM

Hear ye, hear ye!

From now on, Saddam shall be referred to as the Bearded Lady.

Posted by: Sam on December 14, 2003 09:01 AM

Comparing him to Hitler?
Total deah toll: last 12 years, Saddam: 2,000 (subtracting the US led Bay of Camels
Total death toll since Bush took office in the Congo: 3,000,000

Brzezinski told Saddam to invade Iran in 1979.
Glaspie told Saddam he could take PART of Kuwait in 1990.

Saddam has been a US puppet since the EISENHOWER administration, and now we are cheering he is gone?

How many murderous tyrants have we allied ourselves with to defeat Saddam? How about our new relationship with the "President" of Gabon, howabout Uzbekistan, or Eritrea?

The coalition of the willing is almost ENTIRELY lacking Democratic Countries, mostly constitutional MONARCHIES, Monarchs and DICTATORSHIPS.

Tyranny, Totalitarianism, Despotism, Dictatorships... those are the enemies.

Not communism, central planning, the welfare state, or any of the other rightist bogeymen.

Too bad I'm intelligent, or I could help you all understand.

Read Montesquieu

Posted by: Josh Narins on December 14, 2003 09:07 AM

Didn't take long for the leftists to come out and cry, did it?

Posted by: SwampWoman on December 14, 2003 09:24 AM

What's the matter Josh, servers still down at the Democratic Underground? Save your dumbass whining for people that want to hear it.

Posted by: jpd on December 14, 2003 09:51 AM

Total deah toll: last 12 years, Saddam: 2,000

You must be as blind as you are self-satisfied in your ivory tower. Just the mass graves alone, and the gassing of the Kurds brings estimates closer to 400,000.

Or, is the blood of 400,000 people who aren't your close, personal, pseudo-intellectual friends just a bit too inconvenient for your politics?

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on December 14, 2003 10:02 AM

God Bless the US 4th Infantry division, and those that had the courage to deploy them in the cause of freedom.
The world will not forget this day.

Posted by: Pedro the Ignorant on December 14, 2003 10:06 AM

Another Liberal icon bites the dust, soon to join Mao and Stalin. Observe Josh's thought processes, if any, and math prowess. Head Start froze him up. Anyone knows it was Jesse Jackson who killed all the Congoese.

Posted by: Ga-ne-sha on December 14, 2003 10:10 AM

Saddam down, a few more to go. The best part about Saddam's capture isnt only how great the Iraqi people must be feeling, but how about those other murderous dictators and terrorists that are still out there. I'm sure this is going to be a monkey on their backs from now on.

Posted by: Val Prieto on December 14, 2003 10:20 AM

Oh, Josh? A couple of things:
1) When posting on an English language blog, it is customary to speak English. Work on that, will you?
2) Correct spelling and grammer are indicators of one's intelligence. Or the lack therof.
3) When ranting against some imagined enemy, it's often nice to have "facts". You know, "Facts" are things that are True. You might want to look in to that.
And Finally,

Posted by: mark on December 14, 2003 10:27 AM

I'd like to concur, firstly, with our honored host. Saddam went out like an asshole. A rat, rather than a snake.

Meanwhile, in la la land, Josh ocmes out ranting in a convoluted ill-informed post lashing out at nothing in particular, yet everything at once. Congo's problems have everything to do with the inaction of the U.N. and the Clinton administration during one fo the worst genocides in world history. In fact, I think every point Josh tried to make was rather blatantly false. Aside from being rude, and obtuse, the kid suffers from grandeurs of delusion. Reading Montesquieu is one thing, understanding it is another. But, at least he was humble.

Posted by: zachariah on December 14, 2003 10:43 AM

If you go to Josh's site, which is a riot, you'll fine an astonishing lack of comments, and those that are there are made, in at least one case, by him! Admitting that he made part of his post up!! Nice. Guess he had to come here so SOMEONE would read his drivel.

Posted by: mark on December 14, 2003 11:07 AM

Hey Josh,
What the hell does Bush have to do with deaths in the Congo? Fucking idiot. Leave it to some liberal douche bag to taint this post with his political agenda.

Today's a great day for the Free World and brings hope to suppressed people everywhere.

God damn, I'm proud to be an American.

What other country has the balls to stand for whats right and wrong?

Posted by: "Ralphy" on December 14, 2003 11:09 AM

I've always noticed that the folks that have to proclaim how "intelligent" they are to everybody aren't.

Posted by: SwampWoman on December 14, 2003 11:22 AM

Uh, we may want to go check on Allah...

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on December 14, 2003 12:10 PM

Actually, Hitler was no coward at all ...

Posted by: warmi on December 14, 2003 03:26 PM

Actually, Hitler was no coward at all ...

Posted by: warmi on December 14, 2003 03:26 PM

This is great. Spent all morning gloating. Now the Browns are behind, as expected and needed a lift. I always know I can come to this site for that, and it's even better since one can flame a retard such as Josh.

More gloating now!

Posted by: Jim on December 14, 2003 03:47 PM

I was so happy to hear about Saddam Hussein being captured alive. I hope the bastard fries. I see the trolls have come out to spew bullshit in their usual uneducated way.

Posted by: Dawn on December 14, 2003 03:48 PM

Before I jump up and down with glee, I want a DNA test done. If that fool had as many "doubles" as they say he did, I want proof. I don't want a frustrating smoke screen to piss us off going into the holidays. I want Christmas to be a good one.
As far as vermin goes, Hitler had class. He was still vile and vermin, but with balls.
The bottom of my feet to Saddam.

Posted by: Wichi Dude on December 14, 2003 05:41 PM

Here frequents a Troll named Josh,
Whose demeanor is anything but posh!
With his head up his butt,
And his mind in a rut,
It's no wonder his brain is just slosh!

Posted by: Bob on December 14, 2003 07:27 PM

Not communism, central planning, the welfare state, or any of the other rightist bogeymen.

Please do not argue with fools disputing the evil of communism. If 40 million dead worldwide won't convince them, a few lines of prose won't either.

Posted by: Horse with no-- on December 14, 2003 07:43 PM

uh DUDE, they did a DNA test. that's how they confirmed it.

Posted by: girl on December 14, 2003 07:48 PM

My favorite line of the day?
"Why didn't you fight?" one Governing Council member asked Hussein as their meeting ended. Hussein gestured toward the U.S. soldiers guarding him and asked his own question: "Would you fight them?"


Posted by: Rube on December 16, 2003 01:13 PM

i'm so sick of these flag waving dumbasses you stand behind everything this howdy doody in the giant throne says and does. Does anyone even know why we're in iraq? Take a look at what's going on there now. Do the people really seem happy with us infidels taking over? if you ask me, it's a very close contest between savage killers.

Posted by: slaughteramakis on May 10, 2004 04:39 PM

Was great to see the coward caught but , where the hell is he now? I haven't heard a word about the prick.

Posted by: jim on May 18, 2004 10:19 AM
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