December 06, 2003
The poser posted again as me. Even though I know that I didn't write it, that one is difficult for ME to find.
Which one was it?
By the way, she is proud of herself, too.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
Would it have KILLED you to throw 3 or 4 more out there?
Couldn't you have waited until tomorrow to call it?
Do I get to vote?
I CAN appreciate the title that you've given to this post. ; )
I vote for "toting a gun"
I've got to go with "how to get laid" partly because it opens with "she did not pen this one".
of course I'm probably wrong...
I vote "Who Knows?" and "Toting a Gun."
I am voting for "Who Knows".
I'm thinking....Totin' a gun?
Key's too good. I can't tell.
He needed to hear that. He threw out the challenge, then LAUGHED when I accepted.
That fueled my determination.
You done good or better this time, Key.
It might be "Laid" but I'll go for "Toting."
But yeah, she's right...give her some more lead time.
I'll say Breakfast. Never heard Rob use the word "rapscallions" before, even if he is in the novelist mode.
Patrick, I believe I remember him using "rapscallions" several times in reference to Quinton and Jack. In fact, I think that's the only time he has used it, in my memory.
Gotta be "Acidman's Style." All of the key elements are there (no pun intended), but it's missing that indefinable something in the overall flow that charactarizes the posts we all know and love.
Breakfast. It just didn't sit right. Either Rob was slightly skewed or THAT was our poser.
I say breakfast for one reason: A-man always refers to the boys as little shits, not little rats.
I like to be wrong twice in a row...
It has to the "How to get Laid" post. Acidman wouldn't cleanse himself for a woman. Would he?
I am having trouble choosing. I picked "Who Knows" because of this:
I LIKE gravy and I want to slather it all over my life from here on out. I don't fear death, but I don't intend to court the Reaper again, at least not until HE comes for ME. Then, we'll dance and I will not be afraid.
....something about the reference to 'dance' sticks in my mind; Acidman used in when posting about a troll ( "dance" meaning "you wanna get into it? Let's go.) and I believe Key commented that she used that in a similar way on her site.
But then I chose "Burning Bridges" because of this:
Now I have an Ex that has shit on my ass in every way, shape and form
imaginable, but I'm supposed to try to be "friendly" for the sake of the child that we share.
I don't believe Acidman would bother writing "ex" with an uppercase 'e'.
Trish, you are most perceptive. Key wrote that one.